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unpopular opinion maybe??
but i don’t understand why people wanna romance ralph like i wanna murder him🔪
that bitch betrayed my man and i will not let him get away with it tf family or not that bitch dead to me 😌 also ralph isn’t that cute or whatever like compared to nicky that bitch ugly!
so ik tatw is dry rn so i'll just post random thoughts
am i delusional or is this guy's photo i saw in a tiktok similar to ralph🤥
yes i am desperate and yes i am seeing him now everywhere but.. do they?? look alike?? i mean the face features and all
also, both from the past... and both criminals🤨🤨🤨🤨 coincidence? i don't think so
SOO??🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤩🤩
I just organized bunch of my work folders yesterday, and i don't even know i've made this 😂. Might as well post here, i guess. Just for fun! :).
And here, one more:
Ralph: man my asthma's been getting worse lately I wonder why
Also ralph: is around people who smoke daily and probably got prescription smokes because that's how medicine worked in the 20s probably
The 1920s mafia gang (Nicky, Chris, Rocky, Ralph) judges Matches Malone & Lil Matches affectiveness to blend in with the Gotham underworld
Basically Thepandaredd's Tim Test with actual crime professionals that Batman can't legally turn over since they're from different franchise
If some of y'all don't who they are:
It's just Batman & Damian in disguises
It's canon, nuff said
Adding to No.1, Batman stole some dude identity A S A D I S G U I S E
first of all you nightmare of a person, I know the fuck ur not talking to ME with those salad fingers of yours. i bet they drag behind you when you walk, everybody knows you're coming from the scrape sound. at them bbqs you dont even need to use tongs, u just use your spider fingers and your brain won't even comprehend the pain. fingers so long. SECOND of all u little demon spawn, you literally main kaeya in genshin. half the time we play co op u follow me around like a lost little hobbit child "wahh need help with puzzles" all the while ur wandering around flower fields and im over here grinding for u, unlocking every damn chest. ur lucky i havent robbed you blind. ungrateful punk. THIRD OF ALL you wear cowboy boots with ankle socks. FOURTH of all little boy ur cat just told me they love ME more than you and wish i would come take them back home with me. and i know ur only bitter abt ralph bc u cheated on nicky with him and now cant stop that i tell u he looks like he has bills to pay and an oxygen tank. speaking of n*cky tell his goofy ass to lose the hat. its atrocious and ugly. i bet he wears clown shoes too. you have matching pairs u snake defender. and tell ralph to lose the ugly bowler hat before i knock him fucking silly. ur built like that dude from apple jacks. the cinnamon stick. but with the height of the apple. go back to devouring coffee beans and keep my name OUT OF UR MOUTH.
xoxo- ur worstie <3
Im- there's a lot to unpack here. I'm gonna ignore the fact that you just BULLIED ME FOR HAVING LONG FINGERS, ANON. How mysterious I WonDEr wHo tHIs AnOnYMoUs BuLLy iS 😢
YEAH I'M A NIGHTMARE OF A PERSON, BUT AT LEAST I LOOK SEXY AS FUCK WHILE BEING A NIGHTMARE.
I DONT MAIN KAEYA! I JUST LIKE HAVING HIM ON MY TEAM BC I LIKE HIS FRUITY LIL WALK AND HE'S ONE OF MY STRONGEST CHARACTERS. SO WHAT IF I LIKE KEEPING HIM ON EVERY SINGLE TEAM?! HE'S A GOOD CRYO CHARACTER.
Listen- I play the damn game at my own pace. so what if I'm a little slow and don't know how to do every thing 😤 I NEVER ASKED YOU TO GET ALL THOSE CHESTS, I LITERALLY TOLD U THAT U DIDN'T HAVE TO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME BEHIND. ZOOMING OFF WITH UR COOL ASS CHARACTERS WHILE I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP. YOU SAID "oH iTs nO bIG dEaL I wAnT tO hELp yOu"
NEW FLASH: YOU DONT NEED TO DO IT TO KEEP ME AROUND YOU CAN JUST BE YOU. I WOULD RATHER HAVE FUN FIGHTING ENEMIES BESIDE U.
YOU CANT SAY S H I T ABT ME DEFENDING A SNAKE, YOU DEFEND AND ACTIVELY WANT TO FUCK CHILDE YOU DUMBASS CLOWN STOP YELLING AT A MIRROR. I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TOWARDS RALPH I JUST WANT TO FIX HIM AND FORCE HIM TO BE MY TIRED BEST FRIEND/ IMPULSE CONTROL.
I DONT WANT HIS ASS I HAVE NICKY. NICKY HAS THE SUPREME ASS AND THIGHS COMBO. HE AND HIS CUTE HAT (WHICH ISNT UGLY STFU) HAVE ALL OF MY HEART. I WANT HIM TO SUFFOCATE ME BETWEEN THOSE SEXY THIGHS. I LIKE RALPH BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD EVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND WITH RALPH'S CRUSTY RECEDING HAIRLINE.
I GET IT. HE LOOKS OLD. BUT HE DOESNT LOOK AS OLD AS YOU SAY HE DOES. HE LOOKS LIKE THE FATHER THAT DITCHED HIS HOT MILF WIFE WHEN HE FIGURED OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT AND NOW HE REGRETS IT.
RALPH HAD A REALLY REALLY ROUGH CHILDHOOD. THATS A REASON, NOT AND EXCUSE. YEAH. HE WAS A RAT. HE'S SELF SERVING. BUT THATS HOW YOU HAD TO BE TO SURVIVE.
AND I CAN TEACH HIM THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO BE THAT WAY ANYMORE.
YEAH SO UR BASICALLY JUST JEALOUS BC ME AND NICKY HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS AND UR NOT INCLUDED IN OUR MAKE OUT SESSIONS. UR PATHETIC ALL U HAVE TO DO IS ASK, BITCH.
SO WHAT IF I'M BUILT LIKE THE CINNAMON STICKS LITTLE BROTHER FUCK OFF. I DONT EAT COFFEE BEANS RAW YOU GREMLIN LOOKING ASS OOMPA LOOMPA. WHO LET THE GARGOYLE ON TUMBLR TF. SOMEONE COME PICK UP UR ANGRY LITTLE BLIND CHIHUAHUA ITS BARKING AT A FUCKING BUSH INSTEAD OF ME.
okay but to be fair, I also believe Ralph should lose the damn bowler hat.
xoxo- your beloved victim of anon hate 💞
Everybody, clap for the real clown. He deadass just had to wait a few more DAYS UNTIL HE COULD BECOME THE HEAD!?!? HE LITERALLY JUST FUCKED HIMSELF OVER!?!? THIS BETRAYAL WAS NOT NEEDED!
Me to Ralph when he started getting an attitude towards mc like halfway through Nicky’s route
meme source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCriC98EIA
