Pairing: Eris x Azriel; also original female character/original female character
Summary: Eris Vanserra is fed up with getting killed. It's about time somebody told these fanfiction authors what's up, right? A short skit, in which Eris encounters a murderer. A fictional murderer, that is. One that's killed him, and his mate, over and over and over and over... (ad infinitum). For Day 6 of @erisweekofficial : AU!
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 2.8k
Warnings: some discussion of violence, a little dark humor, mostly comedy
Read it on Ao3 HERE! Sample Below <3
A major shoutout must be made to @mistandmemories, whose Rhysand Witherspoon post is living rent free in my mind. Thank you. To everyone who voted on character names: thank you for saving me decisions.
(Please forgive me- the reason it's only on Ao3 is that formatting a script on tumblr just does not work, so formatting in the sample below does not match Ao3.)
KATHERINE: Okay, so what stories are you seeing?
ERIS: (seething) Does it matter? You keep killing me.
KATHERINE’s jaw drops, and she slams it shut. She appears to hold in a laugh, glancing to the side.
KATHERINE: Yeah. I’m sorry about that. I didn’t know you were seeing them.
ERIS: Does it matter?
KATHERINE: Uh. I guess to you it wouldn’t, no.
ERIS: There is also the amount of times you’ve killed my ‘mate’. (sneers) And do you even know who my mate is? You seem to relish in pairing me with the most abysmal members of my enemies’ courts. Azris? As if I would ever be mated to the Shadowsinger.
KATHERINE: (coughs amusedly) About that. It’s called a rarepair, okay? I don’t actually think it’s going to happen. But have you considered it? Because I think it might actually help you two to get locked in a room with one be-
ERIS begins to pace in front of the stairs which lead up to where KATHERINE sits on the porch.
ERIS: (growls) Finish that sentence and I will impale you.
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