I should really write song titles for PATD because obscure titles with nothing to do with the topic is what I do best.
I think the only one with any sense in Romeo and Juliet was the prince that had to put up with all this bullshit in his town. I absolutely hated the star-crossed lover's melodrama and I think that the best thing that came out of R&J's one week relationship was their two families finally quitting their constant bitching.
I could just imagine how blissful it was for all the neighbors and towns people to wake up one day and NOT have to put up with a frikk'n duel in the market place and constant yelling from both sides across the street. I could get into more about what I hated from both Romeo and Juliet but I'm not sure what the limit to characters is on a tumblr post.