KND - The Filthy Crew (+ Cordelia) Headcanons
Since people liked my last KND Headcanons about Windsor, I've decided to make another one decidated to Captain James and the Filthy Crew because I feel like they don't get much attention. I also added my OC Cordelia Waves who you can learn more about here!
Captain James P. Dirt
He ran away from home when he was 11 after his mom tried to make him take a bath.
He acts as a father figure to the boys, even though he's annoyed with them most of the time.
He never knew how to shave, hence his hairy legs and stubble.
He avoids getting clean at all costs.
The P in his name stands for Pristine which means clean and fresh (how ironic).
He used to laugh at butt jokes when he was younger like his boys do.
When there's danger, him and his boys run like cowards. But if something or someone threatens his boys, he'll fight for them.
His room (or Captain's Quarter) is messy and filthy but it's relaxing for him.
He has a fear of rubber ducks because of Moby Duck.
When he was younger, his mom forcefully bathed with him cold water and scrubbed him harshly. Which explains his fear of baths and why he ran away from home.
Dr. McCoy
His real name is Diego McCoy.
He knows a lot about medicine, hence why he's the doctor.
He's known for his sarcastic and sardonic wit.
He can be pessimistic when things go rough and has a short temper.
His favorite animals are hamsters.
He specializes in health and helps the boys keep healthy because that filth and dirt can make anyone sick (even them but their immune system got stronger over time).
He's a fan of Yipper and superhero comics.
Along with Mr. Pee-ew, he enjoys teasing and playing pranks on others.
Mr. Slob
His real name is Cristian Nimoy.
Out of all of the boys, he's calm and collected even in the face of danger.
He's the brains of the crew.
Surprisingly, he can be sarcastic at times.
He and Diego playfully banter with each other and get on each other's nerves (mostly on purpose).
He stays calm in every situation but secretly freaks the freak out on the inside.
In his spare time, he likes to draw and color.
He is Captain Dirt's second-in-command.
Mr. Pee-ew
His real name is Parker Takei.
He is a prankster and enjoys cracking jokes.
He doesn't take anything seriously but panics when things get serious.
He doesn't like to admit it since he puts on a tough facade, but he's very sensitive.
He likes to keep his hair messy and wild. He hates washing his hair.
Back home, he had very strict parents so that was part of the reason why he was more than happy to be part of the S.S. Stinkypants.
He's the helmsman of the ship.
He really hates getting his hair wet or washed.
Spotty
His real name is Maxwell "Maxie" Doohan.
He's a bit of a worrywart and is the first one to panic when there's trouble.
He fidgets sometimes when he's nervous.
He's the lieutenant commander and chief engineer of the ship.
He's the one to fix the ship or a problem and doesn't mind getting messy when doing so.
He's a little shy, especially when it comes to meeting new people but is still friendly regardless.
However, he surprisingly has a sharp sense of humor when he comes out of his shell.
Cordelia Waves
Her full name is Cordelia Laguna Waves.
She hates litterbugs, especially litterbugs who throw their trash in the ocean.
She wants to make friends with everyone she mets and to travel the world to meet more people one day.
She's way too trusting for her own good.
She recently enjoys collecting mermaid dolls.
Her and her family are eco-friendly.
She's not a fan of dirt and mud, but will tolerate them for the sake of the Filthy Crew.
She enjoys running when she's human but often trips a lot due to her being new to legs.
She loves hanging out with the Filthy Crew boys (who secretly have huge crushes on her).
She sees Captain James as a weird but funny uncle figure.
If she was in the Kids Next Door, her codename would be Numbuh 12,080 which is the average ocean depth in feet and Numbuh 20,000 would most likely have a crush on her.
When she's human, she (unknowingly) gets many attention from the boys her age (much to the dismay and frustration of the Filthy Crew boys. They usually drive the other boys away when Cordelia isn't looking).