#finally named

[texasteaparty]

You Stole Him From Me chapter 1

And then Lt Commander Bradshaw wanders through the door, sunglasses on, muscles for days, and successfully ruins Jake's entire goddam day. No. His whole god damn life.

(Or, Alternatively, the hangster model x bodyguard fic people asked for.)

read it on ao3

lemme know what y'all think

[lilpolkadot93]

I left it up to my six siblings today to come up with a name for my ileostomy bag! And the result is......... TED! So, welcome to the world ted! Only took 10 months to name you 😂

[daughterofacatlady]

my cat just completely untied my shoelaces.  We named him Burzum, don't know if I ever mentioned that.