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Firefly Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Firefly (2002). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You are such a brat!"

"Are you trying to destroy this family?"

"This is a slippery slope. You have no idea how far down you can go, and you're not taking me with you."

"For God's sake! Could you be a human being for 30 seconds?"

"I'm not married!"

"I'd be a good wife."

"I'd be a terrible husband."

"You've got a smutty mind!"

"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat did not assume I was an evil, lecherous hump!"

"There are times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change."

"You can't play a player."

"Why the act? All the seduction games, the dancing around folk. There has to be an easier way to steal!"

"I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down."

"Enemies? You? No! How can that be?"

"This must be what going mad feels like."

"Every problem is an opportunity in disguise."

"You going to talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan?"

"What's so damn important about being proper?"

"I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it."

"I'm getting a little weary of this attitude."

"You don't have to go down with your ship!"

"If I wanted schooling, I'd have gone to school!"

"Important people don't usually do field work."

"I have no intention of running around like a rat in a maze until we're dead! I'm going back!"

"The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

"Oh yes, I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to start any sword fights! I'm over that phase."

"I could get used to being rich."

"I'm not against love as a rule, but in situations such as ours, it tends to cause problems."

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Firefly Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from Firefly (2002). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"We're not going to die, and you know why? Because we are so very pretty! We are just too pretty for God to let us die!"

"Somebody on this boat has to make an honest living."

"My father is very influential."

"What were you in the war?"

"So, how come you don't care where you're going?"

"If anyone gets nosy, just shoot them."

"Do you know what a stomach wound does to a person?"

"Don't you ever tell me what to do on my own ship!"

"Make so much as a sound, and a bullet goes through your throat."

"Are you getting my wife into trouble?"

"I'm surprised someone respectable would sail with this crew."

"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

"Whatever happens, remember I love you."

"Every planet that's been terraformed for human life has its own little quirks."

"We're all running from something, I suppose."

"It's a real burden being right so often."

"Don't get touchy. Just do as I say."

"Is there any particular reason you don't want to discuss your marriage?"

"That sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to!"

"You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress!"

"I'm very sorry - did I give you the impression I was asking?"

"Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm tonight."

"I cannot abide useless people."

"Up until this punching, this was a real nice party."

"Do you think I'd let you work with something second rate?"

"I'm starting to think you have a little too much time on your hands."

"You don't do a very good job of hiding your interest."

"It's my finding that journeys end when and where they want to."

"This isn't my home!"

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Serenity Sentences

(Sentences from Serenity (2005). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I have neither a rank nor a name."

"Do you know what your sin is? It's pride."

"Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is."

"You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords."

"Would you be killed in your sleep like an ailing pet?"

"Do you understand your part in all this?"

"This is what I do, darling!"

"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed."

"I'm a hair's breadth from riddling you with holes!"

"I'll kill a man in a fair fight… Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or I'm getting paid. Mostly only when I'm getting paid."

"Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"

"You shouldn't be so clean. It's a dead giveaway that you don't belong, you always being tidy."

"How can you be so cold?"

"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence?"

"You know I always look to you for counsel, but sermons make me sleep."

"When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?"

"What are you doing here? I never thought for a second that you would be stupid enough to come!"

"Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

"I have no stomach for games."

"I am, of course, wearing full body armour. I am not a moron."

"Coming from you, that means almost nothing."

"If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to."

"I'm a monster. What I do is evil - I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

"I aim to misbehave."

"Do you really think any of us are going to get through this?"

"I didn't plan on going out like this."

"My one regret in all of this is never being with you."

"Do you really believe that? Are you willing to die for that belief?"

"You take care of me. You've always taken care of me."

"You've done remarkable things, but you're fighting a war you've already lost."

"It's not over, you know."

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Firefly Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences from Firefly (2002). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"This is just you projecting your own intimacy issues on everybody else!"

"Don't think; just shoot!"

"Now, something about that is just downright unsettling."

"I shaved off my beard for you!"

"I was hoping we could talk a little business. Would you like some tea?"

"You may just be the most gullible fool I've ever marked."

"Honey, you look horrific!"

"We could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me."

"I don't care what you've done. I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same, because I don't see this working any other way."

"Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere or the part where you have no clothes?"

"You manage to find the bright side of every single thing."

"Tell me more good stuff about me!"

"This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls."

"Think twice about playing games with me; I will blow you to pieces."

"Um… I think I'm naked?"

"I've been shot too many times to be scared by a gun."

"That hat makes you look like an idiot."

"I never could get my life working right."

"You know, it's funny - we went to the war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive."

"The only rights you've got are the ones I give you."

"I don't know these folks, and I don't much care to."

"Tell me I'm pretty."

"Do you think you can stoop to being on my arm tonight?"

"I won't let any man take what's mine."

"It takes more than a few drinks to render my judgement blurry."

"I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking!"

"Well, that's somewhat unsettling."

"I don't think your intentions are honourable."

"You folks are all insane!"

"You're not righteous. You've got issues."

"You know, you're not quite right."

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Firefly Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Firefly (2002). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"We're not going to die, and you know why? Because we are so very pretty! We are just too pretty for God to let us die!"

"What were you in the war?"

"So, how come you don't care where you're going?"

"Don't you ever tell me what to do on my own ship!"

"Are you getting my wife into trouble?"

"I'm surprised someone respectable would sail with this crew."

"Every planet that's been terraformed for human life has its own little quirks."

"We're all running from something, I suppose."

"Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm tonight."

"Up until the punching, this was a real nice party."

"Do you think I'd let you work with something second rate?"

"You are such a brat!"

"This is a slippery slope. You have no idea how far down you can go, and you're not taking me with you."

"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat did not assume I was an evil, lecherous hump!"

"There are times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change."

"You can't play a player."

"Why the act? All the seduction games, the dancing around folk. There has to be an easier way to steal!"

"I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down."

"Enemies? You? No! How can that be?"

"Every problem is an opportunity in disguise."

"You going to talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan?"

"What's so damn important about being proper?"

"I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it."

"You don't have to go down with your ship!"

"The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

"Oh yes, I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to start any sword fights! I'm over that phase."

"I'm not against love as a rule, but in situations such as ours, it tends to cause problems."

"You may just be the most gullible fool I've ever marked."

"We could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me."

"I don't care what you've done. I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same, because I don't see this working any other way."

"Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere or the part where you have no clothes?"

"I've been shot too many times to be scared by a gun."

"You know, it's funny - we went to the war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive."

"I won't let any man take what's mine."

"It takes more than a few drinks to render my judgement blurry."

"You folks are all insane!"

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