#firefox posts

[the-real-firefox]

Who is flintlockfrenchkisser and why are they liking my posts

[the-real-firefox]

I drew a self portrait, which is the closest you guys will ever get to a face reveal from me

If this post gets 20 reblogs I’ll show you my non-fox self

[the-real-firefox]

Do any other gimmicks live in Canada or am I lonely

[the-real-firefox]

Gender is a human made construct that does not apply to me, as I am a superior species

One would describe me as “hot as fuck” and willing to be whatever the situation calls for

I am schrodinger gender

[the-real-firefox]

CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE:

Mr.Sub is better than Subway

Mary Browns is better than KFC

Opera GX is the only cool modern browser apart from myself

Internet explorer is the best of the “retired” internet browsers

Safari is the best of the boomer browsers

[the-real-firefox]

When I hit 100 followers I should be invited to the corporate discord server as a reward

@realsafari

[the-real-firefox]

Wonderful meal, really

[the-real-firefox]

I’m not a furry

I’m not a therian

I am a fox

I’m typing this with my nose because I lack opposable thumbs