2023.01.21
Alan realised that there are two ways to watch the sumo; lying on your back or lying on your front. Congratulations on taking your first step towards full automation! The flip occured initially in the morning around 11 o'clock, an act which left him with horrendous trouble positioning himself any other way.
"Not on my back!" he would wail.
"Anywhere but the bouncer!" he would cry.
Long in to the night we would engage this endless game. For poor little Alan the journey has only just begun, and he has yet to learn the most valuable lesson yet: what comes up must also come down. For now we will just see how long he can fly.
The water beckons to the fish in the river but the fish desire to fly. They leap and bound towards the ground and find themselves in a pickle. They flail and flail their mouths agape as the water trudges along. "Save us! Help us!" their cries ring out, while the river watches them drown.
