Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY!❤
Omg, @fogsblue, how did I miss this until just now???? THANK YOU!!!!! <3<3<3<3
Okay, so five nice things… Hmmmmmm…
1. I make damn fine GF brownies that you can’t even tell are GF. And for those of you who are skeptical, come over. I will make them for you. Prepare to be stunned and amazed.
2. I’m working hard to raise my kiddos to be decent human beings, who respect and love everyone equally.
3. I didn’t vote for a psychotic, bloated pumpkin in a toupée. (Also, I googled that word to see where the accent went, and GUESS WHO POPS UP IN THE GOOGLE IMAGES IMMEDIATELY? HAHAHAHAHA! Made my day.)
4. I will very bravely not run away when I see a spider on the wall anymore. (caveat: This is only so that I know where the damn thing is, so I can show my husband when he comes to rescue me. It’s not really brave. I just know it’s worse NOT knowing where the spider is, than knowing. And then I will dance up and down screeching, “Don’t kill it, don’t kill it! Just put it outside,” while he sighs in annoyance. Still an improvement over me shrieking in terror and considering burning the house down, so I’m listing it.)
5. I will rescue any animal in need, I don’t care how many teeth it has. Or scales…or like…wing flaps, because one time I saved a flying squirrel that came down the chimney and was terrorizing my cat. And as you can see from number 4, I even stand up for spiders despite the fact that I’m pretty sure they have been trying to murder me since birth. Not wasps, though. Not them. Wasps can go fuck themselves. They know why.
I know I’m supposed to send asks, but I’m a rebel, and I’m gonna tag instead. SO, I’m tagging: @amidtheflowers, @pinkpandorafrog, @georgiagirlagain, @sweetsigyn, @hollyspacey, @anniemar, @pollydoodles, @itsjanetsnakehole, @usedkarma, and @neverending-shenanigans (who wrote me this super cute little fic about a goat and witchy Darcy, and sent me a link to it this morning - THANK YOU!!!!!)