#fivecubed

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Jess is turning 26, and Alex is turning 6!

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DANCES WITH WOLVES IS ON TV

KEVIN COOOOOOOOSTNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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10 Questions

(Rule 1: post the rules.


Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 10 new ones


Rule 3: tag 10 people and link them to your post


Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them


Rule 5: let them know who tagged you)

Tagged by and-i-m-javert

1. Least favorite character of a TV show (not a character you hate, just your least favorite):

Kristin from Poltergeist: the Legacy.

2. Least favorite character of a movie (same)

Frodo. D: Sorry, Frodo.

3. Book that made you fall in love with books.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

4. Star Wars or Lord of The Rings?

Oh, fuck, that's not nice. Lord of the Rings. This question physically pained me, I'm telling you.

5. Favorite Doctor. (Don’t like DW? Favorite character)

Nine. 

6. Favorite cops show.

Does Cops count? Because I used to watch that at eleven on school nights when my parents thought I was sleeping. I was a rebellious preteen. 

7. A country (not yours) that you love.

New Zealand. 

8. When you think of yourself, what colour comes to your mind first?

Blue.

9. Favorite Historical Figure.

Is Walter Cronkite historical yet? Or...Eleanor Roosevelt. Or Teddy Roosevelt. Or every damn Native American tribe because their stories are fascinating.

10. Favorite Tumblr (not yours)

i dON'T KNOW. Um. there are so many

Just have a follow forever.

liquiddittyfloats untilwemeetinhell fretzle anothergirlwithauke fivecubed coloursflyaway whatswiththewatch whimsikalmusings fricadilla 

eriahime

My questions:

1. Ethical theory that most closely matches your own?

2. Favorite place to eat fish?

3. Have you ever celebrated Passover?

4. What are your kinks?

5. How much icing have you consumed in one sitting?

6. Toddlers and Tiaras?

7. Drag queens?

8. Balloon animals or helium balloons?

9. NaNoWriMo or NaPoWriMo?

10. Feelings on gender?

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I worked with fourth graders today. A ton of them were Whovians and Supernaturalists. One of them, named Caleb, held my hand. He had these thick-rimmed glasses and a Mario shirt. He asked me if I was a mom. When I said no, he said, "I wish you were my mom."

I WISH I WERE YOUR MOM TOO KID I WOULD TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOU YOU SMART HAPPY CURIOUS LITTLE GUY

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Tagged by fili-the-vanilli

Rule 1: Always post the rules!!!!

Rule 2: Answer the question the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

Questions:

1. What’s your favorite TV show, and what’s your favorite season? Poltergeist: the Legacy season one, I think. Probably Doppelganger or the pilot are my favorite episodes of that season. Season two's The Gift comes in a close third, followed by an episode in season one where Derek puts himself in a coma to save Nick. I forget what that one is called, though.

2. If you could be any animal, what would it be? Australian shepherd.

3. Pizza or Nutella?

Pizza.

4. If you could live in any other century, when would you live?

Mid-twentieth, probably the 1960s.

5. Have you ever met someone famous?

Zach Wahls is about as famous as it gets.

6. What is you weapon of choice?

Metal baseball bat.

7. Who is your favorite actor(s)?

Viggo Mortensen and Mark Ruffalo and RDJ.

8. If you could change one thing about your best friend, what would it be?

She would live closer.

9. What’s your favorite name (boy or girl)?

Tristan and Morgan.

10. What is your mating call?

vworp vworp

11. If you were given the chance to live life as a musical, would you?

YES. Like RENT without all the dying.

My questions:

1. Do you have any phobias?

2. Barnes and Noble or Borders?

3. Cell phones or landlines?

4. Do you like Macklemore?

5. How many brownies have you eaten in your lifetime, approximately?

6. How quickly can you write a 12-page research paper?

7. Have you ever seen your mum write something other than a grocery list?

8. Have you ever accidentally fallen into a body of water?

9. How long are your showers or baths?

10. What is the capital of New Jersey?

11. Who is the Speaker of the House in the US?

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☝✔ ♨ ☟ ♒ ✖ ☆ ★ ☯ ✌ ♧

 ☝ - How tall are you? 5 foot 4 and a half.

  ✔ - Sexual Orientation: Pansexual. 

  ♨ - Do you Smoke? Not anymore. 

  ☟ - Do you Drink? Yes.

  ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? No, but I’m going to get baked via space cakes when I go to Amsterdam for a three-day weekend later this year.

  ✖ - Age you get mistaken for: Either well into my twenties, or thirteen.

  ☆ - Have Tattoos? Not yet.

  ★ - Want any tattoos? “I too am not a bit tamed. I too am untranslatable. I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world” on one upper arm, “Don’t let any beasts eat you” with a drawing of a beast on the other, Captain America’s shield on my hip, a tiny Deathly Hallows symbol on my other hip (my cousin will get a matching one), a dragon on my leg, near my ankle, and a phoenix rising on my forearm. 

  ☯ - Got any Piercings? One in each ear.

  ✌ - Want any piercings? Not after this.

  ♧ - Best friend? IRL: Sara, Tia, Katie, and Nate. On the interwebz: Ms. Jess, Toni, Jessica (wow, two Jessicas), and Jaaaaaaaaane.

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fivecubed replied to your post: I will throw you in the trash can.

I got you in trouble for it because it’s in the rules. I have to follow the rules at my job or something awful called getting fired will happen to me, kid.

You are so sassy tonight, Ms. Jess! What the hell is wrong with you?

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I will throw you in the trash can.

SHUT UP, MS. JESS. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

YOU’RE A TEACHER WHO GETS KIDS IN TROUBLE FOR CUSSING

BUT YOUR KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR CUSSING