#fizzy-tizzy

[starteas]

Not really a song suggestion but rather presenting you a humble Mr. WPNZ playlist ^^

Oooohh!

[aquato-family-circus]

What if gristol had like… impeccable balance

ok hear me out how fucking heavy do you think the gsars crown is? Look at how big it is! You would need extreme neck/head strength to be able to wear that thing- along with perfect balance.

Therefore, I propose the headcanon that gristol, being used to the weight of what is probably an at least 100lb crown, just… carries packages on his head sometimes. Like they’ll be so heavy he can barely lift them but if he can get it on his head he can walk around with it perfectly fine.

that's a really fucking funny headcanon and I'm losing my shit, thank you

gristol's got shitty noodle arms but the neck strength of the gods

[lamb-kind]

Apologies if you’ve already mentioned it, but where did the shepherds come from in your au? Did Lamb revive them as the new god of death?

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[terrence-tich]

I don’t know who you are but banger username. Terry’s taxidermy my beloved <3

thank you kind stranger💜💚 excellent song

[itissadbutitsmy-life]

Idk if u already know but epic mickey on switch is real

I JUST SAW IM GONNA LOSE MY MINDDDDDDDD

[kibasniper]

uuuuuuuh bobby and mikhail for the duos thing pls

i can absolutely see mikhail going "you want me dead soooo bad. soooo embarrassing" to bobby before deadly nelsoning him.

first and foremost, there's the matter of their very one-sided rivalry. if you take only the game into account, mikhail is the clear winner. he can trounce bobby in a matter of seconds. he's made it very obvious that he dislikes unfair fights and has a sense of honor to him (even if it is a bit twisted later when it comes to teaming up with maloof to get revenge, but in mikhail's eyes, it's still a reasonable request to make benny pay for what was some very harsh bullying toward maloof.) meanwhile, bobby *loathes* mikhail. mikhail is an incredibly powerful telekinetic. while bobby struggles somewhat to lift up a fish, mikhail has no problem lifting *him* up, a veteran of whispering rock while it's implied/believed that this is mikhail's first summer at camp. it must be *infuriating* for bobby to have ANOTHER strong kid, other than raz, show up and upstage him in such a humiliating way in front of the weakest boy in camp (and also raz). but then you have their campsters that, while tim has stated to be noncanon, i still believe have merit. in the very least, the interactions between the kids should be taken as more authentic/canon. they're actually not that bad with each other at first! mikhail, compared to how he details his fights with the other kids, is pretty excited to fight bobby. he's looking forward to it! bobby, on the other hand, wanted mikhail to join his "gang." it's a pretty bad deal for mikhail, but bobby saw a lot of potential in having a strong lackey (one much stronger than benny) on his side. he even acted in a way that could have been seen as friendly, showing that bobby was acknowledging mikhail as someone with raw talent/strength. bobby wanted mikhail in his corner to keep his rule around camp untouched. perhaps an argument could be made that bobby was even being respectful, in his own way, to mikhail to win him over. of course, after mikhail joins maloof's side, bobby becomes hostile, mocking him when mikhail won't fight dogen or even threatening him when mikhail talks about how he would fight chloe, despite knowing mikhail could easily stomp him. bobby has it out for mikhail, but he can't fight him, so making mean comments online is all he can do to try to save face. bobby is obsessed with being strong. mikhail is already strong and knows he's strong enough to show off. the seeds of jealousy and anger have been planted for bobby, so what i can see is if bobby is able to piss mikhail off enough, then bobby has successfully dragged mikhail down to his level. it's his victory if mikhail stoops that low. truly, they can make each other worse as kids because of their differing abilities and contrasting personalities. there was some potential for positive interactions in the beginning, but they're both stubborn, bobby more so than mikhail, and they can't see eye to eye. their ideologies are complete opposites. but i can see the potential for some growth. if bobby keeps fighting mikhail, there's the chance he could get stronger either physically or mentally. mikhail is always looking for a good fight, so it isn't that he'll only brawl if he's mad or when maloof says "get 'em." it's one of his ways to bond with another person. if bobby wants to thrown down, then mikhail will, too. he also did support maloof in how to control his poor telekinesis, after all, so i can see him offering a helpful pointer to bobby. mikhail shrugs off bobby's immediate rejection because it truly doesn't bother him, but bobby then goes off to try to what mikhail mentioned to help his telekinesis. low and behold, it works, and there's that fleeting smidgen of respect for mikhail that's gone when bobby's arrogance and envy takes hold again (because of course he's not going to give mikhail an inch. he thinks mikhail would lord it over him. the reality is that mikhail really is just trying to have a good day at camp and wrestle bears and make some friends.) and THEN, you have future dynamics! if they're both interns or psychonauts, then they have to get along or they're fired! bobby...doesn't have a lot going for him, as sad as

that is to say. the psychonauts are kind of his last hope while mikhail had a ton of opportunities (wrestling, sports, etc), but i think he'd work well as an agent. (i know there is the popular headcanon of mikhail working for maloof, but i think that strips him of a lot of his far more interesting personality traits if he's only maloof's bodyguard.) it's still one-sided at first, but the fights would at least be more challenging for mikhail. i think the snark and sneering and jeering would get better between them. overall, i do think a level of cordiality would form between them because, again, they would lose their spots in hq if they decided to just brawl in the middle of the noodle bowl. ("questionable area is free game!! meet up outside in twenty minutes, bobby!" mikhail says and bobby is just furiously lighting a joint because he WILL be there in twenty minutes and he WILL kick mikhail's ass this time. spoiler alert - he does not kick mikhail's ass this time and mikhail adds another tally to his side. i do think bobby wins a few of their fights, but the victor is mostly mikhail, who has been training since he was probably very young.) i also headcanon them as being forced to work at whispering rock when they're adults, so they run fight club together (don't tell phoebe shhh) with the older kids who wanna get their aggression out and settle their beefs. they get their lawn chairs and clink their glasses together because it's FUNNY watching the eleven-year-olds fight over boyfriend drama. they're just two guys in the woods getting a little bit drunk and laughing as the kids firestart each other. it's fine because it's funny. ALSO i just checked campster and it's implied bobby has been trying for a month to get mikhail to join his gang. he just walks up to him and hands him like half an arrowhead all "come on. join the gang, man. if you say no, i'm trying again tomorrow." and mikhail can't suplex him because milla is supervising arts and crafts in the lodge where they are and she would get upset with him.

i really do love these two and their dynamic! they can make each other worse! (or slightly better). they'd have a better chance of being friends when they're older or if bobby would get off his high horse for like a minute because mikhail is not a vengeful guy. if someone wants to be nice to him? then, well, he's nice right back. he doesn't hold grudges (unless the tiny boss wants him to threaten someone for business). i do think it would be an uphill battle for them to make it to the point of friendship since while there was a peak of at least genuine interest in each other, it fell pretty rapidly with bobby becoming envious of mikhail on campster and in the game and mikhail making his disdain toward unfair fights and cruelty known.