i remember I was once in a spelling bee (I hated those so fucking much, I sometimes actually spell things incorecty on purpose just to spite the things) and it was my turn or something, right I was in like 6th grade or something I think? Idk that was a l o n g time ago, but I was asked to spell fiddlesticks.
now, though we were given the opportunity to study before the bee, I decided fuck that, I wouldn't remember hwat I studied anyway, so why bother. anyways, I had no idea fiddlesticks was an actual word real people use, I thought it was some dumb shit only cartoons said to be quirky rawr XD, but no, apparently it was real.
so I'm already anxious, standing on a stage, in front of people who will judge me on the slightest of mistakes, only to get humiliated after if I fail because brain is a dumb bitch like that, but having to spell fucking fiddysticky ? That shit was going to send me to the grave. there were words like beryllium, and I just so happened to be mocked and smacked with fucking fiddlesticks???
it took me all that I had to not die from laughing at people unironically using fiddlesticks and melting because I was being watched, but fucking f i d d l e s t i c k s will always stay with me, just because of how silly it is. why would anybody use fiddlesticks though. Like actually.
anyways I'm pretty sure I got one of the winning positions, because I actually still have one of those little participation ribbons-
"haha, you played in are game, and you were a dumb fuck, but you participated, so props there I guess lol"
-and a cheap little bobblehead of the ugliest fucking bee mascot imaginable.
