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It is worth noting that, as a being of flame, my clothes must be tailored specifically for the purpose of being sufficiently resistant to fire and heat. How else would I be expected to wear clothes without them burning off?

All this to say, my pants physically cannot be on fire, and you can rest assured that I’m always telling you the truth.

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im running off with my little ant bindle crying sad sad tears and crying for help and telling the gnomes of the forest about the slurs you said before they maul me and then you

checkmate dunkass gnomes arent real

i dont think

#flameposting #for all i know im about to die in 5 minutes #tell sam im sorry he has to finish or divvy up my workload