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It has been 13 years since the Bee movie came out and I still can’t get over how they made beekeepers all fucked up and evil like???

They’re literally just doing what every normal beekeeper does but they all talk shit about the bees and always make sinister faces when collecting the honey like look at this motherfucker

How could you trust this man he looks like he’s always planning to fuck someone’s wife as he makes them watch

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Final girls in slasher films be like: if we were attacked by a murderer in the middle of the night then I would just simply not die. Rip to my high school/college friends but I’m different

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I got some gems yesterday and ee!!

the top one is an opalite (man-made) the one on the left is a blue goldstone (man-made) and the one on the right is my baby spinel (real~) I love them v much~

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A story idea

well during this week, I drew a little sketch for my inktober sketchbook and suddenly had a great idea for a creative zombie apocalypse story...

(this was the sketch btw; I wasn’t using the original inktober list but instead using a fusion of two different inktobers! The prompt for this one was “change + zombie”)

But anways, the story stars two different girls: Dawn Woodward; a 18-year-old Junior who prefers to be alone....besides only being distant friends with the other girl (who I’ll get to later). She only had her black hoodie to protect herself from anyone interacting with her, which is good by her standards. Despite her short stature (5′5″), Dawn won’t hesitate to kick your ass in front of everyone. At the start of the apocalypse, she was infected by the scratch of an unexpected zombie, but with the help of her distant friend’s CWD (Chronic Wasting Disease; you know the “zombie deer” virus) vaccine, Dawn was saved from being turned into a mindless husk of nothing!.....sorta....You see it only saved her from mentally turning into a zombie, not physically. And there were some side effects that made Dawn more inhuman than she turned out to be; a huge, strong, tank-like zombie.....with a cool varsity jacket to match bc why not! It adds to her style~ Anyways with this new body of hers and a bunch of man-eating zombie all around her school, Dawn took this as an opportunity for some “practice” aka “kick ass zombie slaughter”!! That is until she found a living survivor and it’s-......Natasha?! Natasha Serrano; a 19-year-old Senior that strives to be a virologist like her father..who is also the distant friend of Dawn! They don’t talk much because she spends a lot of time with her boyfriend Chad (who cheated on her with a couple of girls, thus being the first guy being mashed by Dawn’s new power) but now she’s not sure who she likes.... Natasha is considered the prettiest girl in school but she herself doesn’t really care about looks, though she dresses in the most girly yet scientific way possible, all she cares about is her research of current diseases/viruses in the world and how to fix them. After the apocalypse started, dazed and confused on how this is all possible, Natasha ran and hid in an abandoned school bus...until she was found by-...Dawn?! Both girls finally found each other during the crisis, one surprised to find someone alive in a world of dead and the other scared of this...super zombie standing above her. As Natasha cowers before Dawn, begging for mercy, Dawn calms her down in a sympathetic way....because deep down she never wanted to scare her only friend. After some breathers, Natasha connects the dots and is relieved to find her friend uh...semi-alive! After the telling her about the vaccine curing her, she is excited at the fact that one of her work finally works!! So Natasha enlists on Dawn’s help with working on a cure for the zombie virus but also save other survivors in the process; because with Dawn’s brute strength, and Natasha’s brilliant mind...they could do wonders together. Soon enough they start making a vaccine for the zombies!....but also find love with each other~

(here’s a messy sketch~) But yeah there’s my story idea! Idk what to name it though...

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I don’t want to sound rude but...I think I just got blocked out of nowhere? Hm...and I JUST followed them..was it something I said?

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ok but why the fuck does my dad keeps putting relish in my food??? First in my egg salad sandwich, now in our alfredo chicken pasta??? Gross????

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I can’t believe the first post of mine that reaches 1,000 notes is about the beekeepers from the fucking bee movie 

I am so tired..