#flat jokes

[can-we-die-now]

eagle: if I was dating someone and they were the kind of people to say you're my whole world

I would tell them

ur world is flat

[nonging]

“【ドルフロ】口は禍の元”

By ちか

[atr-xx]

same hori-san, same

[candiedloveapple]

DM: The leader of the mercanaries barr your progress through the forest, threatening to annihilate your party should you try to press onwards. What do you do?

Me, Bard: I attempt intimidation.

Me, Bard: Und wenn ihr glaubt, ihr müsstet uns fäddich machen, dann machen wir ma' euch richtich fäddich, ja? Also haltet lieber eure Maul"

[nolawenn-blog]

So we found out what note the dog barks

Dad: It's about an Eflat.

Me: Gosh she isn't even a natural!

Dad: *stares at me with shame in his eyes*

Me: Well that joke fell flat.

Dad: *walks away*

[eulers-entity]

Physics cat story #24577900

My cat acts like a subatomic particle:  If you observe her she changes her velocity and direction.