#flee now

[cassiesart]

A piano is following me on Twitter. Seems like a nice, friendly piano, but also a sign that the machines are rising and we will all be dead

[askteamterry]

Krux: Do you mean that figuratively... or literally?

[thebluedreamcracker]

The description of this blog says mostly depressing .......stuff, well there hasn't been any depressing stuff in a while until now, the depression just hit me so yeah....

[whimsyfrolics]

♛ “Swiggity Swag, Put on my pant leg!"

[[Oops do you see the laziness because I see the laziness.]]

[craftycrab]

*~WARNING~*

Five and precisely one fifth years ago, a top-secret marine intelligence group developed the “Terrestrial Exploration, Research, and Reconnaissance Initiative”. Operating a highly sophisticated human suit and a lightly disguised blog, we five cephalopod terranauts have gathered much intel on human operations and psychology.

However, in recent years, there has been an alarming shift in power in the marine ecosystem. The Giant Squid have arisen - as gathered from our watching of human documentaries - and our cuttlepowers cannot repel them much longer.

We have grown fond of our human contacts, despite our attempts to remain scientifically observant, and our ‘feels’ over typing words has only amplified this. Therefore, we feel obligated to warn those in danger:

Flee the coastal areas, humans: The cephaloverlords are coming.

There is a fleshy knock upon our door. Our disguise has failed us.

Run, ‘frands’. You can still be saved.

[einini]

I see u fandom blog

I see u following the hot mess I've got going on here

how u doin bb