#flirting failures

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #12

Tav: *Tries flirting with Astarion for the millionth time* Astarion: *Actually flirts back* Tav: Astarion: Astarion: You're not gonna say anything? Tav, panicking: I don't know... I didn't think I'd get this far.

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #2

Tav: Did you fall from heaven? Bec-

Astarion: I clawed my way out of my grave

Tav:

Tav: You're really making this hard deliberately, but holy shit, dude!

Tav:

Tav:Do you wanna join me in my blanket fort so we can trash talk Cazador?

Astarion:

Astarion: Yes, please

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #1

Tav: You're a 9 out of 10.

Tav: And I'm the 1 you need ;)

Astarion:

Astarion: Bitch, I'm a ten

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #11

Tav: Would you come looking for me if I got kidnapped? Astarion: Darling, please. As if they would last more than a day before they'd bring you right back.

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #10

Astarion: You’ve invaded my personal space. Tav: *hugging him* Tav: And you have invaded my heart, so one of us is gonna have to move.

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #6

Tav: Astarion, you're like an aasimar with no wings.

Astarion:

Astarion: So like a person.

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #7

Tav: You're so pretty, you make my head spin

Astarion: *just finished feeding*

Astarion: I think that's just the blood loss, Darling.

[luna-in-disguise]

Tav's failed attempt at flirting #9

Tav: so... you come here often?

Astarion:

Astarion: Tav, this is my tent.