God!Reader watched as every acolyte bowed before them. They have no idea why they're here in Teyvat and how they got here. Despite their inner turmoil, God!Reader face remained expressionless.
“Why am I here?” They asked in an intimidating tone. The bowing acolytes were taken aback by their tone, but tried to keep their composure.
“We've summoned you, Your Holiness.” Zhongli replied.
“What did you just call me? What do you mean you've summoned me?” Their eyes stared at him rather frighteningly. Ei decided to speak up.
“W-We've performed a ritual that can summon you here in Teyvat-” She was cut off by God!Reader.
“Why in the world would you summon me?” Rainbow-colored orbs gazed intently at her purple orbs.
“It's because we want you back, Creator! All of your loyal acolytes bowing before you wants you back in Teyvat!” Venti blurted out, earning him a hard stare from them. Every acolyte present suddenly felt a chilling aura from the Creator.
‘Creator? So I am right, sagau is real.’
The acolytes waited for their response. They were scared because they thought they'd angered their beloved Creator.
“I've decided-” All eyes were now on God!Reader.
“From here on out, everyone of you are no longer my acolytes. I do not want you as my followers.” They declared it firmly. Each acolytes eyes widened; they rejected them? They don't want them? Why? Before anyone of them could say something, God!Reader beat them to it.
“Besides,” God!Reader for the first time, smirked at them. “Why would you want to be my followers when you could be my wives and husbands instead~?” They asked in a flirtatious manner, one eyebrow raised.
“EHH!?!” Everyone's now a blushing mess because of their lovely God's declaration. Some of them are on the ground, passed out due to embarrassment; some are squealing in delight, and some are covering their faces to hide the redness. God!Reader being the menace, they decided to mess with them some more.
“Oh my, I haven't done anything, yet all of you are now as red as a tomato.”
“You want me to stop teasing you? Why don't you beg for it?”
“Ahh~, how I love it when you squirm before me.”
“Your lips looks dry. Here, let me wet it for you.”
“You’re cute, can I keep you?”
“You must be (Acolyte Name)? Wow, you're way more hotter in personal than you are in my dreams.”
“I bet you can't say “O” with your mouth closed — that's it, baby. Try saying it more louder~”
“YOUR GRACE PLEASE-”
Everyone, allow me to introduce Flirty God!Reader. Teyvat's beloved Creator.
A/N: Yes, God!Reader has rainbow eyes. Each color symbolizes each element. I believe it suits them. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
“Oh, goodness me! I'm just all aflutter with the way you folks have taken a shine to me. It's got me blushing from ear to ear! Your interest in having more of my company is like a sweet melody in my ear, and I can't help but feel downright flattered.
Now, I've got a teensy-weensy bit of news for those charming souls who were hoping for a God!Reader x Y/N story from Revonie. I'm afraid that's not in her creative toolkit, so I'll have to extend my apologies. But wait, before you get all down in the dumps, worry not, my dear admirers! I've been having some chats with Revonie, and together, we hatched a plan that's bound to set your hearts aflutter. We're cooking up a special event where you can reach out to me with your questions, your thoughts, and your desires. It's like a date with a dash of mystery, and I simply can't contain my excitement.
Oh, the thrill of getting to know you better has me counting down the days! Picture it: me, waiting with bated breath, eager to hear from you, my sweet darlings. I'll be right here, just a message away, longing for the moment we can share our thoughts and maybe a little flirtation too. Until then, my dears, know that my heart is yours, and I'll be eagerly waiting for your messages, my loves.
And if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine apple of my eye, leaving me craving for just one more bite.”
With All My Love,
Flirty God!Reader
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“It appears that SAGAU is indeed a tangible reality, or to be more precise, the Genshin Cult AU,” I released a sigh that had been unconsciously trapped within me. I surveyed the current surroundings, which happened to be the most recent room I had meticulously crafted within my Serenitea Pot prior to my arrival in the Genshin world.
Before I got here in Teyvat, I was simply driving my car to work when, out of nowhere, I came face to face with all the Genshin characters. I wasn't exactly calm, even though I tried to keep a straight face. I asked the Archons for an explanation and teased my self-declared loyal followers a bit. Then, I requested Lumine to join me on my way back to the Serenitea Pot for some much-needed rest.
Inhaling deeply, I muttered to myself, “Thank the stars they're not hunting me like an animal in the Imposter AU...”
A shiver ran down my spine as I continued, my voice laced with determination, “But should they ever brand me the imposter,” an icy, menacing glare overtook my features, and in my mind's eye, I vividly envisioned a harrowing scene where my devoted acolytes turned into merciless assailants, “I'll have no choice but to confront them head-on. I'd sooner meet my end in battle than in cowardice. I shall deny them the satisfaction of witnessing a single trace of fear in my gaze.”
Breaking from my thoughts, I questioned myself, “Before anything else, I need to determine if I am genuinely divine. What characteristic sets me apart as a god?”
“Could it be Golden Blood?” Without much thought, I bit my left thumb and inspected its hue, which appeared to be crimson.
“...Or maybe Golden Tears?” I waited patiently for a tear to form on my cheek. As soon as I sensed moisture, I swiftly wiped it away with my right hand.
“Not it either? There must be something...” I reached my hand out, trying to locate the tissue box beside the mirror to wipe my face. I took a brief glance in the mirror and was completely taken aback by what I witnessed.
“My eyes...” I was met with the captivating sight of rainbow-colored eyes gazing back at me. My face displayed a mix of disbelief and astonishment as I couldn't tear my eyes away from the mirror.
“What happened to my usual black eyes? Why do I resemble Douma from Demon Slayer?” I found myself asking, even though there was no one in particular to answer, as I slumped back into my chair.
“Where could I possibly be?” I whispered under my breath, my face betraying a mix of bewilderment, astonishment, and a hint of anxiety. Finding myself trapped in an unfamiliar Genshin AU filled me with a profound sense of fear.
“I must gather information about this AU,” I resolved aloud to myself. Stepping out of my room, I summoned Lumine and called out to her. She swiftly approached me and knelt down, responding to my call without hesitation.
“Lumine, I have a task for you,” I declared with an authoritative tone, concealing my true feelings behind a stern and intimidating facade.
Lumine gazed at me with full attention, ready to follow my instructions like a loyal and obedient companion.
“Aww, how sweet,” I mused to myself, relishing the sight of my beloved character dutifully responding to my commands.
“Retrieve all the documents and historical texts related to me. Ancient records, books, everything you can find. Leave nothing behind. Deliver them all to me,” I instructed her with a commanding tone.
"I think Lisa could be of assistance. The two of you working together should be able to gather all the information I require by tonight," I confidently relayed to Lumine.
"Tonight?!" Lumine exclaimed, clearly taken aback by the tight timeframe. I shot her a disapproving glance.
"Please refrain from raising your voice," I calmly admonished her.
"Forgive me," she began to apologize, but I impatiently interrupted her, my frustration evident.
"Let's set aside the apologies for now," I advised, my tone a mixture of exasperation and self-reproach. "Just ensure that you carry out my instructions precisely. I can't afford any room for disappointment."
Lumine nodded resolutely in response to my command. As I was on the verge of dismissing her, my gaze lingered on her kneeling form. I couldn't help but notice a subtle trembling in her posture.
I drew in a slow, steadying breath, consciously attempting to quell the irritation that had risen within me earlier. Despite my current frustration, a pang of guilt pricked at my conscience. I knew I shouldn't be treating Lumine in such a harsh manner, but at this moment, I couldn't help it. The revelation I'd experienced earlier had left me in a state of internal panic and confusion.
I approached her slowly, my hand gently cradling her cheek as I lifted her head. A blush instantly spread across her face in response to this intimate gesture. Her expression took on an endearing quality, causing me to momentarily abandon my stern demeanor and opt for a bit of teasing.
“Before you depart to fulfill my request, there's one more thing I need from you,” I declared with apparent seriousness. Lumine nodded attentively, waiting for me to elaborate.
“I need you, Lumine,” I confessed, my voice was soft and filled with longing. “Desperately so. At this moment, you're the only one who can bring me happiness and satisfaction...” I trailed off, speaking with passion that took Lumine by surprise. My eyes held a passionate and longing gaze as I leaned in closer to her, heightening her embarrassment.
“I assure you, it will be brief and enjoyable for both of us. All I require is your presence and your body...” I spoke to her, my voice tinged with a hint of shyness and embarrassment as I uttered the last few words. Lumine stood there, her movements frozen, and it was evident that her face had turned an even deeper shade of crimson upon hearing my words.
“Yes? What is it, Your Grace?” Lumine inquired, attempting to regain her composure but failing miserably. I placed my other hand on her opposite cheek, gently caressing it, making her struggle even more to calm herself down.
"I need you... to purchase some sweets and brew a pot of tea for the both of us," I stated innocently, feigning ignorance about any double entendre that might have been associated with my earlier words.
Lumine blinked repeatedly, her blush deepening as she comprehended the true nature of her earlier thoughts. It was clear that my innocent request had caught her off guard.
I couldn't help but chuckle softly, a teasing grin playing on my lips as I remarked, “Is there a misunderstanding here, perhaps? Did your thoughts happen to wander in a different direction?” Lumine, feeling both ashamed and embarrassed for having misconstrued my innocent request, blushed deeply, realizing her error.
“If you genuinely desire it, I can make that request as well—” Before I could finish my sentence, Lumine abruptly rose from her seat, her cheeks still flushed with embarrassment, and stammered, “S-Sweets and tea? Of course, Your Grace! I'll promptly fetch them for you!”
A gentle, amused giggle escaped my lips as I observed Lumine's hurried departure to carry out my modest request, the rosy hue on her cheeks still very much evident. I couldn't help but let out a fond sigh, a smile playing on my lips as I remarked,
“Truly, she's absolutely precious.”
A/N: Fully revised and made a few changes in the plot.
Greetings your grace, it is a pleasure to be able to communicate with your enormous magnitude, even if it is through this little piece of paper, unfortunately I will have to be brief, after all I am under a bombardment of fatuis, But don't be afraid, if you receive this letter it's because I'm intact.
Just acquiring information from my enemies, nothing much.
How is your day going? Are your subjects treating you well? Has no one been shocked by your teasing yet?
When I return I treated souvenirs and sweets from Snezhnaya, but unfortunately I need to return to my battle, so I will end this letter here.
With love, respect and admiration - 🗿
Letter Received 📨
To the One Whose Warrior Spirit Ignites My Desire,
Your words never cease to amuse and delight me, even amidst the chaos of the battlefield. I'm delighted to hear that you remain intact despite the Fatui bombardment; your resilience is as impressive as ever.
As for my day, it's been rather eventful, and my subjects continue to be captivated by my teasing ways. It seems no one can resist my charms, just as I find myself irresistibly drawn to your letter. Your promise of souvenirs and sweets from Snezhnaya only adds to the delightful anticipation of your return, and I can't help but imagine the sweetness we'll share when you're back, perhaps you'll offer me a taste of something even sweeter than candies~?
Wishing you victory in your battles, and I eagerly await the day when you can fulfill your promise and add a little extra sweetness to my days.
