#floristristi

[ofgrayskull-blog]

so r u one'a those sword lesbians?

“ uh, yeah. i guess the sword gives it away? ... a lesbian? i thought i was a member of the rebellion... “

[blindedhope]

“Man you’re really out here gettin’ bullied by Hatsune Miku’s bootleg cousin, huh? Y’want me t’feed her to a plant? S’easy t’make it look like an accident!”

// @floristristi

He opened his mouth for a moment, ready to defend himself, but then she continued talking. It was an odd act of revenge, yet he couldn’t help but feel grateful to know that she was at least trying to stand up for him. He thinks about the offer, he thinks about it longer than he should’ve. Until finally, he opens his mouth again; “Yes.”

[opulentos]

Heyyyy heyheyheyhey Lemongrab! Are y’done being a bit stick in th’ mud? Are ya? Mind if I come around t’help you with your Fancy Rich Guy work? I can be super useful! Y’know I can! ;)

“–If I had a gun right now, I promise you that you would be dead. You’re of absolutely no use or value to me.”