#flowercrownedknight

[kappal-blog1]

❛  the  water’s  warm,   y’know . . .      d’ ya  wanna----    swim  w’  me  ?  ❜

⁕◞   ———  @flowercrownedknight.

[mythologicalidiots]

flowercrownedknight replied to your post: “i found candles in the shape of cacti” ++ either...

“I wasn’t offering them to you, they’re just so cute I had to show someone!”

‘ Cute ? How are they cute ? People are cute, animals are cute--- cacti candles aren’t cute.’

[hiisfire-blog]

@flowercrownedknight

           “ ---- if i did break in, i think i would                        have caused more of a mess than this.                        next time, double check your locks or better yet,                         just get a whole new lock system.                              ---- because they kinda suck. ”

[escortedpurity-blog]

@flowercrownedknight || cont.

‘ Sure I can spare one. But that’s just how it starts. One, then one becomes two, two becomes three, and next thing you know half of my chips are gone.’

He said, tugging his chips a little closer to himself for protection. But as he stared at the other he might have had a change of heart. He was just used to his brother eating his food all the time, it wouldn’t be too much trouble to spare a chip or two. ‘ Well... I suppose you can have one if you want.’

[lonely-godokaeyo-blog]

@flowercrownedknight  [text] OR it could give me super powers or something so tbh i’m inclined to try it anyway ╮(─▽─)╭

      [TEXT] Or you could have a heart attack like I said. Honestly man it’s your choice, but I choose living any day. 

      [TEXT] What super power would you even get?

[escortedpurity-blog]

@flowercrownedknight

‘ For the last time asshole I’m off the clock so will you please let go of m—-’ Before he could even finish speaking someone has interrupted his little.. situation with an especially clingy client.

[magicbred-a]

⟨ Continued ⟩ ⋰ @flowercrownedknight

“Don’t act as though I haven’t done this a dozen times before,” they say, though his threat falls flat. The short—short isn’t even an accurate word—time they’d known each other had given Abby a decent idea of who he was. A “goody two-shoes”. He’d probably heal them regardless. 

“Besides, it’s not my fault one of your plants got possessed by a DEMON. This is the best way to deal with it—unless you want a plant demanding the blood of your customers to scare them all away.”

Not to mention, it’s convenient for everyone if most people don’t believe in magic, all things considered. It wouldn’t be the first time they’d strung witches up and BURNED them.