#flowersandeverythingelse

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife keeps saying her ADHD gives her “resistance to fire damage” and then accidentally burning herself while cooking

[candydragonguts]

aight either you guys are great at coordinating or this is the most bizarre group of gay coincidences either way you’re all correct 8)

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

Happy birthday!!!! I love your blog header. Keep your chin up and you cock hard, champ. Have a good birthday!

my penis never falters…

[candydragonguts]

How many ocs do you keep? As if they were chickens. How many ocs live in your chicken coop. Tell me about all the ones you can name off the top of your head

oh god…oh god okay…okay here we go…im just gonna do my furry/monsters/sonas CUZ…THATS ALREADY GONNA BE SO MUCH…

Shichi: Fursone. Oldest fursone. love of my life. literally me. Exists in pretty much all universes, most versions of her are not aware of this. each rendition is almost its own character. (I literally can’t get into how many different variations of shichi there are, its so many)

Metranome: Literally the most evil thing. Exists in all universes and is aware of it. essentially the same character in all universes. Wherever he exists Shichi is destined to exist as well. They are destined enemies.

Tethys: Trickster Tanuki that was cursed by Metranome.

Emergency: Trickster Fox that was also cursed by Metronome. In a complicated relationship with Tethys.

Harsh: Raptor with not too many good intentions. Follows no one and plays by his own rules.

Helios: A fox cursed by Metranome. He is unstable and follows Metranome blindly.

Zosh: A Tasmanian tiger who’s not really a good guy either. More selfish than anything.

Haazard: an undead African wild dog that can’t remember his past

Punk: a moody hellhound doge

Sonney: Sweet boy that wouldn’t hurt a fly. Gets taken advantage of very easily. Best friend is Graffiti

Graffiti: Smol angry that puts up with Sonney and won’t admit that he’s his best friend too.

Blight: As old as Shichi (character concept wise) and was once in love with her. Was once a bigger threat than he is now. 

Ronnie:  (link is nsfw) Feral Libigoo dragon that lives in the wilderness. She wants to learn how to live with society but is having some trouble adjusting. Girlfriend is Adelaide.

Adelaide: A social Libigoo that met Ronnie and formed a strong relationship with her. Is trying to introduce her to society. Is having a hard time. (no actual reference)

Jael: Fuzzy smol alien that wants to explore space and the other worlds.

Donnie: Winged Snake Piñata monster. snarky and snide.

Lazarus: Living dragon stuffed animal

Meringue: Living pie monster, is always falling apart, eating pies, causing mischief and mayhem

Uh Oh: Secondary Sona, moody opossum and is always tired

Zoda Fizz: Originally a sona, now just a self indulgent character. Corgi that likes to have fun and live life.

Aether: Persona/daemonsona. angry, frustrated, wants to be powerful

[candydragonguts]

@flowersandeverythingelse JIMMIE IM SO HAPPY YOURE EXCITED ABOUT LEMON JADE!!! AaAAAHHHH

[polychromaticart]

color variations for @flowersandeverythingelse !

[candydragonguts]

I'm a FAN of L too but let me get real, not in the same way as thine I did not gaze upon L and softly find 'you are my husband I love and adore you' it was more *gasp* 'you remind me of my literal boyfiancè and I love you for it' I am so fond of L he is the literal best and the b a e of death note so I just want to say I appreciate your deepass connection to this beautiful person and I send you every happiness with your imaginary husbando MWAH

jimmie is an actual angel and this is living proof bless you for your sweet words and existence <3

but yes im also really glad im not the only one that still has an infatuation with this man.....it may be for different reasons and different levels of affection BUT STILL.......

[candydragonguts]

@flowersandeverythingelse ah you're so sweet! I'll be sure to promote it if it happens!