#flowersandlies

[somethingcryptid]

idk my dad cleans the floors like super often. and nah, lets not lick my foot, i can do it, but theyre ticklish, aly would kill me if i broke your nose

she would kill you i would punch you. a lot of hurt for you if i licked your foot. 

[somethingcryptid]

bro i like never go in my room, i stay in the living room like all day

see and i dont know whats been on your living room floor. at least the cat i know where shes been. and while yes gross but i. yeah i dont know mate. ill lick your foot if you really want me to.

[somethingcryptid]

your cat's foot has been in the shitbox though like, ew, mine has been on my floor, not as ew.

i dont know about that mate, i know whats been on your rooms floor in the past and i wouldnt wanna lick that.

[somethingcryptid]

would you rather lick my foot or Spice's foot?

spice's foot. i dont know where the hell yours has been.

[jacobtheloofah]

flowersandlies replied to your post: i’ve become looser with my candy and f...

ive gained those 3lbs apparently takE THEM BACK

shrugs into infinity

[fallenraen]

5th grade, all the girls at school would swing around on the poles on the play ground pretending to be dancers and the boys would just watch, it was the fucking best

WHAT

OMFG I CANT EVEN 

[fallenraen]

one time i was at horse back riding lessons and my horse hit her head into mine and i sat in the middle of the riding ring for a good 10 minutes before i got onto the horse and rode her. I was like, 8

…. Drake I literally sat here trying to keep the straightest face as I read this story but I’m sorry. I snorted and ended up dying. omg poor you

[drakengard]

bro your teeth aint yellow like wtf your face was in a shadow. anon needs to chill. anyways your hair is hella sick dude I hope you have a wonderful week

thank you !!