#flute memes

[flutescreeee]

me, a flute player, playing the high notes in a piece properly and with good tone: ???? is that improvement i smell???

high e natural: sike motherfucker

[pinesprings]

Definitely not what I've been doing. -Yawning in F

[literallysomebandfucker]

VIBE CHECK

bashes you on the head with my flute

[shostakovichs-ass]

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

Personal struggles

Me: oh yeah, gonna wear some makeup the concert, gonna look hot!

My flute: ....dontthinkso....

Me, already wearing bright red lipstick: ???

My flute: lemme just f * c k. u p. y o u r. c h i n.

[flute-by-the-foot-blog]

Things you can do with your flute

Poke people who are really far away

Twirl it around like one of those marching stick flag things

Create awful high pitched screeching noises oh wait that’s the piccolo nevermind

Be constantly out of tune

Use it as a fidget toy trying to get it back in tune

Use it like a baseball bat except for people’s heads

Annoy the rest of your flute section by chewing gUM WHILE YOU FUCKING PLAY

Become the conductor except instead of a conductor wand you have a flute

[flute-etulf]

Band Director: Hold on, something sounds wrong. Woodwinds, can you play that part?

Me: *heart begins beating faster*

Band Director: Hm... why don't just the flutes play?

Me: *internal screaming begins*

Band Director: Okay, let me hear each of the flutes do it individually.

Me: *dies*

[mxrkwoodian]

Hahaha true!