featuring many of my personal opinions on players & some phantoms i find notable
*edit: fuck carter hart and i was very harsh on sam for no reason also there’s a lot of typos sorry
Cam Atkinson
forward (rw), #89
drafted 157th overall to CBJ in 2008
amazing instagram comment-er
on the nhl player inclusion coalition
played for torts in cbus
seems just happy to be here
basically #1 gritty fan
Sean Couturier
forward (c), #14
coots, couter, no chest
drafted 8th overall to PHI in 2011
playing this season after being on ir for like a season and a half
should have an a or c
used to live with now gm danny b
last of my fav ginger trio (him, g, and jakey)
toothless
Marc Staal
defenseman, #18
drafted 12th overall to NYR in 2005
2nd of 4 staals
homophobic, boycotted pride night with his brother eric in florida last season
career overall +/- of +50, over 1100 games played
Scott Laughton
forward (c), #21
our one and only a
laughts, laughtsy, scotty tatum
drafted 20th overall to PHI in 2012
passionate LGBTQ+ ally
always the one to put up the pride flag in front of the farg
first guests of the season were a lesbian couple celebrating their 1 year wedding anniversary
best drip on the roster (decided by me after that horrid drip night they had)
kinda reminds me of a cat idk
drinks a black, hot coffee
let atkinson wear his a for atkinson’s first game back in cbus after being traded to philly (back when we had a c and 2 a’s)
had an a with team canada at world’s
has a cat named brucey
Travis Konecny
forward (rw), #11
tk, teeks, tiki bar
drafted 24th overall to PHI in 2015
literally one of the best (if not the best) player on our roster idc argue with the wall
called a “short king” (he is 5’10, there’s shorter guys on the roster)
certified DILF!!
my mom’s fav flyer (she can only name 3 total)
once lost his shoes on the plane and therefore postponed press
pest/rat/raccoon (affectionate)
lives in penalty box yet an absolute goal scorer
his best on ice comparison is a chihuahua
best flow on the roster idc
our media rep this year!!! Slay!!
best chirps on the roster
Joel Farabee
forward (lw), #86
beezer, young beezer, bee, young beezy
drafted 14th overall to PHI in 2018
my favorite player i could go on and on about him
had neck surgery after 21-22 season and came back and played all 82 games in 22-23 season
is already becoming a leader on the team
bought a house from coots early 22 and now it’s a hub for the young guys on the team
gives off frat boy vibes in the best way
is such a teammate guy
asg shootout hater
has (at least 1) tattoo
his game day coffee order is an iced coffee with almond milk, no sweetener, on off days gets a brown sugar shaken espresso, prefers iced over hot coffee, and never met a coffee he didn’t like
grew up liking the flyers & phillies and really wanted to be drafted to philly
“i thank my lucky stars” -bee when talking about getting drafted to philly
claimed in a tk mic’d up that he was dropping a mixtape and never dropped it :(
silliest guy on instagram
Carter Hart
goalie, #79
hartsy, cahtah haht
drafted 48th overall by PHI in 2016
our starter <3 love him
as i’m making this is injured but is practicing with the team so hopefully he’ll be back soon
deserves better than philly but you can pry him from my cold dead hands
@st-louis has a great primer about him
Samuel Ersson
goalie, #33
drafted 143rd overall to PHI in 2018
not the best but he’s trying (i think)
would benefit from some time down with the phantoms
tbh shouldn’t be our #2
Cal Petersen
goalie, #40
drafted 129th overall to BUF in 2013
looks like he would blow away in the wind ngl
me and my friend hate him i’m sorry (sorta)
has spent most of his career so far with the kings
Felix Sandstrom
#32
drafted 70th overall to PHI in 2015
he should be our #2 idc
or down with the phantoms to improve
i can’t think of him without thinking of those pics @mad-bee posted of him like
👁️👁️
Bobby Brink
forward (rw), #10
drafted 34th overall to PHI in 2019
a baby!! (is a 22 y/o man)
my friend knows him specifically as “our rookie”
a REAL short king (5’8)
university of denver
Cam York
defenseman, #8
yorkie, yam cork
drafted 14th overall to PHI in 2019
umich boy, would’ve graduated with team 101
also a usndtp boy
i’m too lazy to look for evidence but probably part of the hughes summer club
Tyson Foerster
forward (rw), #71
drafted 23 overall to PHI in 2020
even more of a baby than brink (he’s a 21 y/o man)
roomies with beezer, stayed in philly during the off-season
i don’t think he stops smiling
described by beezer as “like a little adhd kid”
seems to be besties with yorkie
Egor Zamula
defenseman, #5
undrafted
was super excited to play alongside pr*vorov when he got called up from the Phantoms
part of beezer’s summer group
Nicolas Deslauriers
forward (lw), #44
nic, des, delo
drafted 84th overall to LAK in 2009
french canadian
hit 600 games 10/10!!
usually one of the top guys on the team in hits, pim, fights
has a career overall of -91 but like isn’t a goal scorer so. averages about 6 points per game in overall career
great fighter very hot 10/10
Nick Seeler
defenseman, #24
seels, seal team
drafted 131st overall to MIN in 2011
underrated!!!!!!!!
another great fighter that’s very hot 10/10
there’s not much to him other than punches but that’s ok i love him
fought des when des was playing with the wild
Noah Cates
forward (lw), #27
catesy
drafted 137th overall to PHI in 2017
has a brother who was with the organization but now is with bridgeport in the ahl (got to play some nhl games together!!!!)
once said flyers locker room lacked the “swagger of the winning mentality” which is a fucking hilarious way to word it
was on 2022 us men’s olympic roster
Morgan Frost
forward (c), #48
frosty
drafted 27th overall to PHI in 2017
never captions his instagram posts
angered torts or something because he keeps getting benched with no chance to properly prove himself
flyers hater
Travis Sanheim
defenseman, #6
sanny, sandy, sandra
drafted 17th overall by PHI in 2014
besties + neighbors with tk (known together as travii or travis²)
whl boy
besties with tk’s oldest kid
Owen Tippett
forward (rw), #74
tippy, tipper
drafted 10th overall to FLA in 2017
got him when we traded our captain :,( miss you G
hair looks unnatural but like i’m 90% it is natural
Garnet Hathaway
forward (rw), #19
undrafted
signed as free agent in july
part of phd line (w/ des & poehling)
UHM HIS FIRST NAME IS FUCKING JOHN?!
i don’t like him please don’t ask why i don’t have an answer
Ryan Poehling
forward (c), #25
drafted 25th overall to MTL in 2017
another guy signed in july
saved him from the penguins 🫶🏻
phd line
honestly i don’t know much abt him
Louie Belpedio
defenseman, #37
drafted 80th overall to MIN in 2014
has like 3 nhl games under his belt (12? as i’m making this)
signed july 2022 but has chilling in lehigh valley
went to miami of ohio
has a totally of 3 points but like i said only 11 games he’s got a lot of space for more
Victor Mete
defenseman, #98
drafted 100th overall to MTL in 2016
signed as a free agent in july
more of an assists guy than a goals guy and honestly i’m content with that
career overall +/- of +19
about 250 games under his belt
Sean Walker
defenseman, #26
walks
undrafted
bgsu grad & 2 seasons as captain there
his trade helped us send pr*vorov on his way, hope the door hit him on the way out
not rly talked abt but i think he’s cool (i’m going to bgsu lol)
Long term IR Boys
Ryan Ellis
defenseman, #94
drafted 11th overall to NSH in 2009
i don’t think he’s played a single game with us
like was injured when he was drafted and has been on ir the whole time
we lost phil myers for him (and nolpat too ig)
back injury? i think?
i have no thoughts on him ngl
Rasmus Ristolainen
defenseman, #55
drafted 8th overall to BUF in 2013
horrid career overall +/- (-176)
traded robert hagg & 2 draft pics for him?
i like him tho ig
looks like a different person in like every photo i’ve ever seen of him
his injury is undisclosed
The Phantoms
Wade Allison
forward (rw), #19 (#17 with flyers)
wader, ally, ally cat
drafted 52nd overall to PHI in 2016
he’s my girlfriend i miss him
lived in beezer’s basement last season
part of the fratboys (w/ frosty & beezer)
wmu boy
spent all of last season with the flyers
Tanner Laczynski
forward (c), #9 (#58 with the flyers)
drafted 169th overall to PHI in 2016
OSU boy (ew)
has never spent a whole season up with the flyers :(
my mom once told me he looked like a loser before finding out he was an nhl player
buds with wader
Zayde Wisdom
forward (rw), #14
drafted 94th overall to PHI in 2020
used to live with foerster?
he would cook and tyson would clean
i need him to be called up so we have that duo back
scored 29 goals in his second ohl season
Emil Andrae
defenseman, #6 (#36 with flyers)
drafted 54th overall to PHI in 2020
played 4 games with us this season
not much of a goal scorer but can do it
kinda looks very stereotypical swede
Ronnie Attard
defenseman, #12
drafted 72nd overall to PHI in 2019
was tri-city storm captain for the 18-19 season
another wmu boy — played a season there with ally in 19-20
played 2 games with the flyers last season and 15 the year before
