#follower starters

[vvu-kong]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: @gxmiho

Wukong wasn’t the most subtle creature on Runeterra. He eyed up his fellow Vastayan from a ways away, leaning on his staff as he pointed in her general direction. It was almost as if he was... trying to count? Trying to count, and not getting very far with it from the looks of his scrunched up features,

“If you have more than one tail, that’s gotta mean you’re easier to fight... Hmm...” Not that he wanted to fight anyone (right now anyway). It was the hypothetical of the thing, of course! He scratched at his fuzzy cheek as he shouted to her more directly, “Hey! Has anyone tried to catch you by the tail before? How’d that go?”

[vvu-kong]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: @ladybuvelle

“Hey! Heeey! Do you think if I made my staff long and thin enough, that I could make it go twang?” Wukong was already trying to manipulate his weapon as he spoke. Not much success was had. Really, all he accomplished was to make the wood look sad and soggy, “How do you do all this music stuff anyway? I don’t get it. You get a string and you strum it around.”

Now he was just waving his stave like one would a loose jump-rope. A true maestro in the making.

[vvu-kong]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: @vixtionary

“Ble-yuck!” The Shimon stuck out his tongue and squeezed his eyes shut, unintentionally baring his fangs as he did. He waved a lanky hand in front of his face, speaking on with a judgemental sort of condescension, “You know when you, sorta, throw rotten eggs at someone? Or maybe you sit in something gross? That’s you, only it happened a while ago. And its not a real smell kinda smell. Just a feeling sorta... smell?”

“You’ve got stinky feeling magic hanging around you, is all I’ve got to say.” He crossed his arms in front of his chest, as if deserving of an explanation.

[vvu-kong]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: @weldlune

“Oh... You look sad. Why do you look so sad?” The Trickster was low in his stance, head cocked almost at a right angle as if that would help him better diagnose the other’s mood, “I could tell you a joke? Maybe someone already told you a bad joke, huh..?”

The Shimon stroked at his beard, leaning his entire frame over as he flipped his head for a ‘better look’, “Maybe you’re not sad at all. I can’t tell. Maybe you’re just really hungry. I can understand that. I bet that’s it.”

[vvu-kong]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: @ionian-wanderer

“Are you lost, or something?” Wukong shouted out without much warning. He was perched in branches above, his large tail wrapped about another nearby tree limb. He seemed quite amused, head resting in his hand, “I haven’t seen anyone around here for... a while. Actually, maybe I haven’t seen anyone today? Huh...”

He started mumbling for a moment, motioning with a hand as if to trace marks on a map. After his internal deliberation, he shook his head with a toothy grin, “Nah, I bet you’re lost. I could never be lost. Where are you going?”

[lutalicia-blog]

@94phoenix

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                                     “God, I can’t even look--I look like I have five chins                                       in that photo--please, please tell me you’re not going                                        to post that on twitter,” but even as she speaks, Namjoon                                       is laughing, cheeks burning as she curls into herself.

[lutalicia-blog]

@fluorvte

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                                        “My entire body feels like it’s decomposing....”                                           Namjoon coughs, wincing as the sound resounds                                           in his skull, “how hard did we even go last night?” 

[lutalicia-blog]

@kingxfmischief

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                                     “I think that’s a terrible idea and I love it.”                                        Jimin grins wide, eyes overbright with the                                        idea of the prank on her band members---                                      “How do you even come up with these?”