#for this website

[deuslex]

tfw you read a sentence on a post and think "is that tumblr slang gibberish that I just don't recognize, or is it a foreign language"

and then you squint at it for a bit

and it's both

[occultistarts]

Tumblr’s replacment to replies. 

You press a button and it just tells you to go fuck yourself.

That’s it.

[porterico]

so my mom called me after i was coming home from school yesterday and she asked me what i was doing and i said "my boyfriend" and thats kind of how i came to my mom yesterday.

[stateofzan]

You know what would be really cute? If tumblr. had a mock election like we did back in grade school.

There'd be streamers everywhere and it'd be lovely.