OS | WIRED: Autocomplete interview with Hayden Christensen.
•WARNINGS: nothing, i think. Maybe like mentions of smoking.
Pairing: Hayden Christensen x gn! reader.
Summary: Y/n and Hayden do the WIRED:Autocomplete Interview!
A/N: I just think a lot about Hayden and I want to be in an interview with him heheh. I love him so muchhh, I wish he would know I'm alive lol. I may do it a series, idk... let me now if you guys like it enough to do more :)
—Hey there guys! I’m Hayden Christensen…— he nodded to the camera.
—And I’m Y/n Y/l/n! — you waved to the camera with a smile.
—And we are here to do the famous “WIRED: Autocomplete interview”!—he opened his arms and his palms with a defeated smile.
—Let’s see how this goes.—and you smile excitedly at the camera. When you look back at him, he was looking tense, to which you laughed. —You ready?
—Yeah, yeah, let’s do it.
Interviewer: Who is going to start?
You two looked at each other and did the little “me? no, you. ok, me.” finger movements. At the indecisiveness you both laughed and Hayden spoke.
He took the white board in his hands and balanced it on his right thigh. He removed the first sticker off the question.
—Is Hayden Christensen…american? No, I’m not. I’m a proud Canadian man. —He shrugged with a sheepish smile. He noticed the sticky material on his hand and looked around his space. —Do you have a trash can? I don’t want to litter. Oh, great, thanks.—he whispered to the staff and they put one right next to him.
—But you almost sound american, I mean, you do make a great accent. —You complimented.
—Thanks Y/n. —And he looked at you tenderly.
—And he has an incredible Italian accent in the movie “Little Italy”! It’s on Netflix, check it out! —you winked at the camera and gave a big thumbs up. He laughed at the gesture.
—Is this a paid promo? —he asked.
—Yes, you now owe me 5 thousand bucks.
—That’s actually really cheap. —he nodded.
—Are you calling me cheap? —you gasped.
He panicked.—Next question. Does Hayden Christensen… like the Toronto Mapleleafs? Yeah, love ‘em. They’re my favorite hockey team.—he grinned teethless.
—What are the chances that those two questions are together? Like I don’t think anyone outside of Canada knows about the Toronto Mapleleafs. —You looked at the camera with a grimace, making clear that your comment was just to tease him.
He glared at you, not really angry.—Very funny. I’m not even gonna answer that. Next. Does Hayden Christensen… play soccer? Not professionally. I enjoy a good match between friends and a couple of years ago I did a charity event, but yeah no, nothing outside of that.
—You looked good in those shorts! —you moved your eyebrows jokingly.
—I swear Y/n, when it’s your turn I’m gonna be as annoying as you are being right now.—and you laughed together. —Seriously, calm down. —And you crossed eyes again and burst into laughter once more.— Does- Does Hayden Christensen… have long hair? No, not right now at least. Fun fact: Most people think that the Revenge of the Sith hairstyle is my natural hair. Well, kinda. I actually got hair extensions to achieve the ultimate look.—he finalized his explanation with a hand gesture. He turned around to see you and he saw your struggle not to talk. —Ok, what now?
—No, no, it’ s nothing. Let 's move on. —He side-eyed you and shook his head.
—Y/n- Let’s keep going. —he said with a defeated voice. —How… tall is Hayden Christensen? I’m 6ft. —He was about to throw the piece of paper when you talked.
—You know what that means…—He was glaring at you, about to interrupt you when you proceed. —He can reach the high cabinets.— You turned your head to him with pressed lips, trying to be serious, but his glaring got you and you dismantled into laughter. He decided to ignore you and proceed.
—Does Hayden Christensen… smoke? Yes. I…I enjoy an occasional cigarette. — he smiled sheepishly. You laughed at the endearing gesture.
—”Occasional”—you did hand quotation signs —I actually love some pictures of you… mmm… behind the scenes of Attack of the Clones where you are smoking but like, with the full Anakin costume.—you chuckled while doing the hand movement of putting on a robe. —I just think it’s really funny, like the contrast of fantasy versus reality. Do you think Anakin smokes? —You asked curiously.
He raised his eyebrows, actually thinking about the answer. —Well, that’s a really good question. I think padawan Anakin would be a secret smoker, ya know? Like he hides around the temple, trying to smoke one behind Obi-Wan’s back. —he let out a giggle.
—Yeah yeah, for sure. Obi-Wan would never let him. —you shook your head.
—He is way too strict. But I think he would do it for the thrill of the forbidden. ROTS Anakin, well… —he moved his head with doubt. —I think… hmmm, he has the looks to be, like…
—A cool smoker. —you finished to which he pointed at you in agreement.
He nodded. —Yeah, but you know? I don’t think he would. He is a more mature person. Like, yeah… he is trying to be a better Jedi, he is trying to follow the rules-
—While having a secret wife and children. —you added with sarcasm.
He laughed. —While having a secret wife and children, for sure. I mean, give the poor man a break. —He smiled jokingly.
Do you think Vader smokes?
—Can he? I think he would die. —Hayden joked.
—Yeah, the man has chronic asthma, I don't think he smokes. Also, the smell of it? Too close to home, brings back memories of Mustafar. —by the end of the answer, you were both laughing.
—I just want everyone to know that Y/n here cannot stop making jokes about roasted Anakin. Seriously. The first day on set we had these, like, custom shirts made for each cast member, which this little individual over here —and he pointed at you accusatory—was in charge of making and instead of putting mine as “Darth Vader”, Y/n put “Barbecue Anakin”.
The staff of the interview laughed at the comment.
—I will not apologize for my decisions.
—It wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t because Ewan’s was so much cooler. —he whined.
—Daddy Wan Kenobi. —He answered with a playful eye roll. You smiled at the camera with your tongue out.
—Right?! Ok, next question. —You said trying to get back on track.
—Is Hayden Christensen… a parent? Yes, yes I am. I have a beautiful 7 year old daughter. —he was so sweet whenever he talked about Briar, you could easily see how his eyes sparkled. —Her name is Briar Rose. Yes, like Sleeping Beauty. No, not because of it.
—She is such a good kid, really kind and fun. —you said, talking to him.
—Yeah, she is. Just like her father. —you rolled your eyes at him, to which he let out a muffled laugh. —But lately I’ve been feeling like she likes you more than me.
—Yeah? Why do you think so? —you interrogated further.
—Because everytime she went to the set, she would ask me to take her to your trailer. And one day…—he looked at the floor, remembering the exact moment. —I told her that you were busy, that you weren't there, so I said: “We can go back to mine to play”. And she was like: “No, thanks!” and went to the set looking for you.
—She did?! Oh, my heart, I love her. —you held your chest in a dramatic pose. You two couldn’t hold in a romantic gaze at each other, expressing how much appreciation you felt towards the other.
—Final question: Is Hayden Christensen… dating Y/n y/l/n? —Hayden looked at you waiting for you to say something. —Y/n, you’ve been offly quiet. Wanna take this one?
You giggled. —No, I’m fine. Answer it. —He raised one of his eyebrows.
—Well, are we? —he asked back.
—Fineeeee, I’ll take it. No, we are not. —You laughed and he just looked at you cockily, waiting for you to take that back. You didn’t.
—Ok, yeah, it’s official, I’m single. —he smiled with a shrug of his shoulders. —Ok, guys, thank you so much for tuning in and see you next-
—Are you seriously gonna leave the question like that? —You whispered.
—Well, yes, should I change it? —he mocked.
—No, no, I think it’s pretty accurate. —you squinted your eyes at him.
He laughed and faced the camera once more.
—Thank you and see you next time! Bye! —He waved and you joined, trying not to kill him.ha
