#foulflames

[tiredead]

"yeah, sure." streeetches... "hmm. you don't hear anything, do you, oz?"

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

@foulflames​ replied: monster hunters disappeared the same year the hit song monster mash came out

      “Exactly! They disappeared into hell! I remember it vividly because my dads had me practice doing hell intake forms because Gertrude, the hell intake secretary, needed a vacation after a hundred years. She didn’t want to miss her centurial vacation to fuck with the Vatican.”

[biteyourcrush]

"IT'S A MISTAKE! THAT THING IS BUSTED OR SOMETHING, IT CAN'T BE TRUE! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! WAAAAAAAAH!"

There there, Vicky. It's just a web-based randomizer, it's not the end of the world.

[purrency]

@foulflames

"Nice number, hot stuff.

"Here's mine if you feel up for doing yours at my place later."

Valerie ever so smooth.

[lvednot]

@royalreef / @foulflames NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“I have spent far too much time on the “inside”, I’m afraid this is the only life I know now.”

[fullcfphobias-a]

@foulflames TOO LATE!!!!!!

“PLEASE?!?!!”

[dizzyizzyharper]

“I’m going to dunk Spice Rack into the lake from fifteen feet up.”

She’s so close. Thiiiiiis close to just swooping and dunking.

[omnifobia]

looks directly at the camera.