Mar 7, 2025
When Xaden's dramatic ass walks into formation right as they're reading his name off the death roll.
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When Xaden's dramatic ass walks into formation right as they're reading his name off the death roll.
Ridoc: Never have I ever been handcuffed
Violet: *drinks*
Second squad: You've been arrested?!
Violet: That wasn't the question
Xaden: I can never understand people who become violent when they’re drunk
Xaden: when I’m drunk I ask my wife to marry me
Violet: and I have to say yes or he starts crying
Garrick: What’s wrong?
Xaden: Violet threw daggers at Halden.
Garrick: That’s bad because?
Xaden: That’s our thing!
If you asked Fourth Wing characters to speak to the manager:
Violet in the next book
Xaden: *screams*
Violet: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Tairn: Should we do something?
Sgaeyl: No, I want to see who wins.
Ridoc: *mid getting it on*
Ridoc: *suddenly feels RAVENOUS*
Ridoc: Not now, stomach. My mouth’s kinda busy…
Ridoc: *doing the math*
Ridoc: Damn it, Aotrom! Stop projecting your hunger!
Aotrom: *cackling*
Basgiath’s #1 Cockblock: Telepathy.