#freaking dog

[tempestinblue]

Dog is being annoying AF tonight. Had to put him to bed in his kennel. Ugh. Freaking Dog. I mean, I know I get payed really well to deal with him but jeez. Idiot creature just cannot deal with rain and is driving me nuts.

[wearyewe]

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I love Fitz's photobombing.

Freaking velcro dog. He was nuzzling my calf. He also pushed me into the toilet. How does that happen...he's only 13 pounds. Geez.

[strongwomenandstrongcoffee]

Dude, so I got bit on the wrist today and after a few hours it was still bleeding and I couldn't figure out why, and it was because my arm was at an angle because I'd been online the whole time. I've literally bled for this website. 

[yuguyukwn]

this is a serious rant. like... uh I'm seriously pissed and you should seriously just kill yourself and seriously shut up and I seriously hate you. it's good to joke. but know your limits. bloody hell. I'm capable of breaking your neck and trust me, I would if I could. you took your freaking joke too far. dog. you don't deserve what you have now. and you definitely don't deserve my anger. so angry zikki shall calm herself down now. shall eat my reunion dinner and don't worry dog, I'll give you bones from my food ya ? leftovers. woof bitch. get lost.

[thighholsterofsexualfrustration]

My freaking dog...

She sits at my feet, I bend down to scratch her, she burps in my face and then merrily saunters off to go lay down.

[pink-ice-cream-cake]

NOBODY is PERFERCT!! I'am NOBODY!!