???: ...
FREDDY(?): ...Um...
FREDDY(?): Hhhhhhhhhhi? ...Are you going to hurt me..? I’d really uh, like it if you.. uh, didn’t. See, Freddy wouldn’t be very happy and we..-
???: What.
???: the FUCK? This was your big thing? Changing your eye color? That’s it???
FREDDY(?): What..?
???: That’s REALLY fucking lame, Freddy. Even for you.
FREDDY(?): Wait, Freddy? I’m not Freddy.
???: Of course you’re Freddy, who else would you be?
FREDDY(?): Fredrick. Fredrick Dean.
???: That’s. Literally Freddy, but longer.
FREDRICK: I know, it was so funny when he told me. What’s your name then, since I told you?
???: ...My name is too vampiric for you, the mere thought if it would make you shriek. Besides, names are unnecessary for someone akin to me, the-
FREDRICK: Ok, but what is it.
???: ...
???: ........Tyler.
FREDRICK: Nice to meet you, Tyler. Now.. Why were you trying to stab us?
TYLER: Us????
FREDRICK: Freddy and I.
TYLER: What??? But there’s only one of you I thought..
FREDRICK: No, it’s me and Freddy.
FREDRICK: ...Man this jacket’s hot...
TYLER: I’m confused. His blog has only ever showed him and his friends, surely if something was astray I would have picked up on it... Or at least one of my minions would have noticed...
FREDRICK: Freddy has a blog?
TYLER: That’s what you’re choosing to think about??
FREDRICK: Well, yes. Freddy said we aren’t allowed to have a phone in case someone found us online.
TYLER: Found??? You???
TYLER: I need to think, shut your fucking mouth for a minute, will you?
FREDRICK: Sorry.
FREDRICK: (Wow, he really does have a blog. Why didn’t he tell me about this?)
FREDRICK: (Maybe it’s super new and he was gonna tell me before Tyler threatened us?)
FREDRICK: (What would he even do with a blog...? I didn’t know he knew how to use phones..?)
TYLER: This doesn’t make sense, there’s been no paranormal activity in South Park for years...
FREDRICK: (Looks like he uses it to answer questions? I wonder if I can ask questions, too..?)
FREDRICK: Hey Tyler, can I ask questions on Freddy’s account?
TYLER: Do whatever the fuck you want with it, just keep your fucking mouth shut.
TYLER: ...Wait a second. That’s a good idea.
TYLER: Then maybe you can tell us what’s going on. Do it.
FREDRICK: Okay.