I'm too tired, don't want to copy every symbol... but send me all the texts. Go!
Send ✆ for a morning text
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i only had an hour of sleep
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how am I supposed to work?
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if i fall asleep carry me home, aight?
Send ♔ for an angry text
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If we ever see those guys again I want you to just run immediately, understand?
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I'll take care of them.
Send ♠ for a drunk text
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i lost ,y phone
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..wait
Send ☏ for a vague text
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are you sure you want them?
Send ⁇ for a worried text
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I don't work today.
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be careful, okay?
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
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come on just one picture
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fuck sorry that was supposed to go to someone else
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...how're you, though aha?
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
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i never killed the spider
Send ✺for a saucy text
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I need your opinion on this.
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do you think havin sex in a library would be too risky?
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kinda quiet..
Send √ for a long winded confessing text
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I already feel protective over you. I don't know what it is, but I feel like I'd blame myself if somethin' happened to ya. I hope I'll be able to keep you outta of harm's way.
Send ☠ for misguided advice
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next time you shoot at me
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at least aim a little better ahah
Send ☢ for a desperate text
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do you maybe have a guy jacket..?
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I left mine at home and i gotta walk
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
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i knew it was just a cold
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but hey you aren't dying!!













