#frenchdermod speaks

[learningfrenchslenderman]

'Boutta turn my idiot into French-SlenderCatboy or smth.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Frenchdermod here, ill see you all the 21st.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

The unkissables

They'll find a way to kiss each other.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Question for Mod: what are 5 facts about your slender? Can be anything!

Mod here, not rainbowing all of this text.

1. He wishes his eyes weren't in his mouth so he could wear eyeshadow more. He knows the taste of glitter well.

2. He doesn't do comebacks when flustered. He just spits out a French word that sounds ridiculing, like 'ouassiex' or 'poisson', which are just 'bird' and 'fish'.

3. He doesn't eat escargot because he feels bad for the snails. Also, he likes bugs in general I guess.

4. Bro will die like a Victorian era child if he eats anything too sour./j

5. He is willing to punch someone if push comes to shove.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Fun Fact: malware has never experienced any physical attention EVER because of how harmful he is...

- mal!mod

Oh, neat.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Ooc, but..

M!ANONS, TAKE ME BEFORE SALT ANONE RETURNS TO MAKE ME IMUNE. PLEASE.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Why LF is immature now:

I'm just letting myself bleed into their personality.

Lore reason:

The malware took all their senses of maturity.

[learningfrenchslenderman]

T'apprends le français ? Slay interplanétaire.

T'es trop un bg, mec.

What.

I haven't started French lessons yet. That's next school year (off in autumn), I'm so sorry.