#frog mann

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🎁

send me 🎁  to find out what my muse would get yours for christmas! (not accepting)

Oh, Ironhide has a gift for Freelock.

Just kidding. Although Freelock does get a card. Primus knows which poor mecha had to help Ironhide make it. He also gets a simple but elegant switchblade that has Freelock’s designation painstakingly etched into the blade. It comes with a well-worn metal case that is lined with silver aracknidi silk.

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@frog-mann replied to your post: have you ever killed anyone with your thighs?

Ironhide’s newest tramp stamp

I can’t even answer this ic, I’ve been giggling for the past ten minutes because all I’m imagining is something done up really fancy and in immaculate cursive and from a distance it looks just fine, a nice aesthetic tattoo, but then you get closer and it’s just--

I want this tattoo.

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I guess I will then.

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What’s the most embarrassing time Ironhide had slipped and fell,

The Lennoxes made me go sledding with them once. I kept on telling everyone to be careful because the hills were rather icy, but in the end I was the only one that fell that day. Four times. All of them right after telling everyone else to be careful.

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@a-mothers-wings - not old enough, apparently.

@photobombingcryptid - honestly I expected nothing less from you so I can’t even pretend to be upset.

@swepforwardjet - this is all your fault.

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@frog-mann replied to your post: 8 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER !! ( repost,...

Ha ha used the ashes? More like used the rust EYO

Motherfucker--

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@frog-mann replied to your post: 30 ft (Swepforwardjet)

Drink milk short monky

Neither I nor Ironhide know how to reply to this so we’ll just leave it right here.

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"♡"

For every “♡” I get I’ll give a tip on how to win my muse’s heart.

Little kisses. On the servo, on the cheek, on his snout - the best place is right on the bridge of his snout, right between his optics. These little kisses will always fluster him. He loves it.