Aug 31, 2023
Hawaiian English fry-up — laurakersev
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Hawaiian English fry-up — laurakersev
Classic fry-up
Are ye even in Scotland if yer no havin’ a wee bit o’ black pudding wi yer fry-up? 🤔
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Full Irish Breakfast
Note to self:
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Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up!
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Do NOT cheer yourself up with an unhealthy fry-up!
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Do NOT cheer yourself up with an empty-calorie-laden fry-up!
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Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fatty, greasy fry-up!
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Do NOT cheer yourself up with a dripping in pork fat, warm egg yoke, salty, tasty butter full fry-up!
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Do NOT cheer yourself up with a huge plate of toxic, poisonous, bacon, sausages, eggs, and black pudding (It's not a real fry up without some black pudding), delicious, heavenly, mouthwatering Fry up!
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Do NOT cheer yourself up by getting ANY of the biggest fry-ups on ANY menu with a load of lovely extras!
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No!
Do NOT do it...
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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Do Not attempt to fill the bottomless, empty loneliness of your weeping heart with a fry-up!
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dam...
shit....
fuck...
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I guess I am getting a fry up then...
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Who the fuck am I losing weight for?
It is not as if I need to look good when I am so fundamentally undatable anyway...