#ft nic

[denvergossip-blog]

honest opinion; nic

ALRIGHT BOYS, LETS do this. why. does. everyone. want. his. dick ? i don’t get it. homeboy doesn’t look like he’s taken a shower since obama took office and he’s not even president anymore. who knows what kind of crusty std shit is lurking in between all those nooks and crannies ? and that’s literally all there is to him. he has a lot of sex. that’s it. that’s his personality. and i think he finger paints or some shit, but five year olds can literally do that, so i don’t care. until he kills someone or starts a sex cult, he’s not nearly as interesting as everyone makes him out to be. @lvmani

[denvergossip-blog]

out of the girls here who do u think baylors gonna lose his virginity to?? specifically girls since i dont think he swings the other way

“Lord, help this boy get his dick wet! We’re praying for you, Baylor. Let it happen, and let it happen with someone worthwhile, because frankly? He deserves it. Apparently goody-two-shoes is thirsty to snatch his flower exactly as I suggested, but I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want Baylor catching whatever STDs she contracted from Nicolas, because word on the street these days is that Nicki doesn’t like practicing safe sex. Protect yourself, Bae!”

@bcylor @eloisemp3 @lvmani

[denvergossip-blog]

what's your feelings about chase and nic and their messy past

“What kind of fake news is this? Sorry, am I the only one who can’t imagine how this went down? First of all, my wig is snatched that Chase managed to get dear sweet Nicolas to settle down into a relationship. I mean, legendary. But the real tea, friends and neighbors, is that Chase left our boy high and dry when he went off to travel the world as a gold-medal Olympian. Can you stand it? Poor Nicki, has he ever really gotten over that whopping bruise on his ego?”

@lvmani @chaseruth

[denvergossip-blog]

so violet admitted having a little crush on nic, who by the way used to have a thing (and possibly might still have a thing for) with her brother, chase.

“Did you know about this, Violet? If so, that’s...weird? We’ve all had a crush on our brother’s friends, but this is kind of on a different level. In all honesty though, why does she like Nic? Seriously, what’s the appeal? What am I missing?”

@theultrcviolet @chaseruth @lvmani

[denvergossip-blog]

nic

Mr. Brightside by The Killers

@lvmani

[denvergossip-blog]

jasper can't go five seconds without begging for nic's dick

“Where is the lie? The shade! Jasper needs help, honestly. I’m sure there’s better dick around Denver.”

@jjaspr @lvmani