closed starter for: @nevadaxsaunders location: staff pool
Dorian glanced over at Nevada and sighed softly while lying down on his pool chair. "Dude, can you go be supercalifragilisticexpialidociously hot somewhere else? Don't get me wrong, I love the view and I like you so far, but I look like this and you look like that. It's kind of depressing, especially at a pool where we're all meant to be wearing next to nothing. I'm a lanky little fuck and you're over there looking like Hercules reincarnated. No one's gonna wanna fuck me if you're around." He didn't actually want Nevada to go away, not at all, but what he was saying about their looks comparatively was still one hundred percent true.










