#ftmsr

[ftmsteveraglan]

i find it so funny when people say they're about the "sexualize that old man" life but then take away every old man aspect about him. in THIS house, we stand for the wrinkles, the receding hairline, the dad bod, and the joints that pop whenever he walks. if he doesn't age ten years next time you rail him, you're not doing it right. blow that old man's back out! fuck him so hard he needs a hip replacement! go big or go home!!

[ftmsteveraglan]

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

[ftmsteveraglan]

my personal hc is that the longer william is in the springtrap suit, the more inhuman he acts. he loses that sense of human composure and starts to act more and more like a starving wolf, desperate to sink its teeth into anything just for a taste of blood. by the time he's uncovered in fnaf 3, he's barely clinging onto his humanity. he's doing everything in his power to not give into the urge to tear the night guard apart with his teeth.

[ftmsteveraglan]

it's that sorta mood again

[ftmsteveraglan]

eh, screw it. rb this if your taste in men is william afton and/or matthew lillard. i need to find people as deranged as i am.

[ftmsteveraglan]

another hc i have about springtrap is that after thirty years, the line between the suit and the corpse inside have gotten kinda blurred. over time, he starts to feel the suit like it's a part of his actual body, and not just something he's stuck in. so if you tugged on his robotic ear, it might hurt as if you're pulling on his actual human body, or something along those lines.

[ftmsteveraglan]

matpat as toy bonnie before gta 6. what a time to be alive

[ftmsteveraglan]

i find it hysterical when i see people on the fnaf subreddit acting surprised/disgusted that people find william afton hot. like, have they seen matthew lillard? i'd bark too if my boss looked like that

(not to mention the fact that he's not even real, he's not an actual serial killer who murders children, but don't expect people on the internet to understand the difference between fantasy and reality 🙄)