#fucking bread man

[kweenzillagurl]

why the FUCK are garlic knots SO GOOD

Like forget sex, winning football, marriage, euphoria, the second coming of Christ, the rapture, the purge, whatever the hell the end of Narnia was like hiking forever with Jesus, etc etc

please i would give up being omnipotent and all-powerful to have a steady supply of garlic knots

[jboyd]

i hate getting accidentally vegan poisoned, especially when it’s MY FAULT.

[soupysuns]

@bobthesandwichlord you’re crumbing all over the table.

[georginoschkavincen]

Whenever you're sad remember that Doflo has pants that make his legs look like giant hotdogs

[go-an0n]

I'm so disappointed in myself right now ugh