#fucking loki

[owls-hive]

Me, having been unwaveringly pissed at Loki for three damn years straight like an attention seeking ex: "Gee Lokes, for someone as chaotic and bold as you, you sure have a hard time making yourself known."

Not even ten minutes later:

*New conure at work is somehow coincidentally named Jett (aka my 'closeted' preferred name no one at work knows about)*

[adder24]

Tom Hiddleston should be Illegal

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[ceceliascorner]

My random ass theories on Infinity War

I have watched the trailer maybe 1000 times and I spend 7 hours during work hours analyzing it. I had to finally stop writing my theories on post-its at work. So here it is! This is not spoilers as I am completely guessing... so don't come at me :)

- Iron Man is going to die saving his adopted son, Spidey in Infinity War

- Bearded hottie Cap is going to die in Avengers 4

- I don't think that all of the Asgardians will die, I think Valkyrie and Heimdall will most likely escape with a small group of them.. maybe to Wakanda? This would explain the separation of the group from Thor Ragnarok.

- Thor is beat up and thrown across space until he meets Star Lord and Co.

- Hulk falls into Dr. Strange's cribs. The fall helps him transform into Bruce Banner. The second time he transforms into the HULK is in Wakanda, where he meets black widow (maybe after he is in the Hulkbuster?.. who knows!)

- Loki will mostly like die in Avengers 4 saving Thor, this will be his final redemption after the whole tesseract business with Thanos. I don't think that Loki gave it away willingly.

- I think Wakanda is getting attacked because they have the soul stone (maybe in Wakanda or maybe because Heimdall is there.. See point 3)

- I do think Heimdall has the soul stone

- Vision will likely just become an AI, no more powers for him

- I think Nebula might sacrifice herself to ensure Thanos is killed

- Regarding Dr. Strange... I have no theories for him... if Thanos completes the Infinity Gauntlet, I don't know where that leaves him...useless?

- Winter soldier most likely becomes future Cap

- War Machine most likely becomes Iron Man

I would love to hear your theories and opinions! bring it onnnnn

[ceceliascorner]

Legit my heart stopped during that trailer

What is going on?!?!

[dredgen-bazinga]

Loki? Working with me? It’s more likely than you think

[the-sp00k-bug]

I literally had a clash game where I was khepri in which I told everybody that my goal was to keep everyone alive for the entire game. Now normally that would be like impossible but we were like 10-0 in the first like 7-8 minutes so I thought it would actually be possible. Time passes and we're about 12 minutes in and now like 20-0. Everything was great and I thought we would actually do it but then Loki happened. Our Loki. What possessed him to do this I don't know but the asshat dives Phoenix to get a kill and luckily gets it but right after he turns and looks at me and just sits in the Phoenix. This little shit purposely tried to kill himself but I was able to ult and save him at the last second. Then Thor ults straight on top of the newly resurrected Loki and does his full combo killing him instantly. To sum everything up I am a broken man and can no longer trust anybody.

[hearthouses]

i get up to go to the bathroom and come back to my bed with my cat sprawled across my spot in bed

i get him to move, but now he is squished up against my side 

[mighty-thundering-lord]

Staright Outta Asgard!