Nov 10, 2014
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me: sees upd8 tag on my dash me: WAIT WHAT DAY IS IT
sometimes i wonder why people don't reply to my texts and then i remember it's 3AM
TG: my gaydar is like the exanct fuckin poposite of urs TG: which is to say it is better than completety nonexistant TG: mine is so sensitive it has been used to sweep the ocean floor for mythical sea monsters TG: turns out TG: all of those monsters are SO gay
my fuckin dog
wouldn't survive any homeward bound shit. i took her out in the rain and what usually is a small stream in the woods was a fucking river and i crossed it and she just sat there and started whining...bitch cross now if Sassy the cat can do it you can...