#fuckinghellman

[thatdarlingqueen]

I was a huge tumblr user and have over 20+ drafts saved....if this gets 5 likes, I'll post five random ones

Let the games begin

[sxft-spxken]

STORY TIME!!!!

So, I bought two bags of Hershey’s Kisses and had them at work. I only had one open so I was eating them and (it was Fourth of July so everyone was celebrating in the break room) I looked at one of my co-workers, an older woman maybe in her forties or fifties, and as serious as possible asked, “Do you want a kiss?” 

The entire break room got dead silent and everyone was just looking at me. Not realizing yet that they thought I wanted to kiss her, I looked around, confused, until it finally struck me. My immediate response was to turn as red as a freaking tomato and lift up a single Hershey Kiss and meakly say, “I meant the chocolate.”

The amount of discomfort in the room that day was astonishing and made me realize that I, an openly pansexual female, am working with a bunch of probably homophobic, way too old fashioned weirdos.  

[vanbum]

Fucking panic attack hit me like a bitch

[wtfkolby-blog]

you're just ridiculous at this point.

and a liar. just leave me alone.

[h0undd00m]

..If you see me can you tell me I’m real. Living makes even less sense

[quitepossibly-an-ashtongirl]

so my school just got a hot Australian transfer, and he's in band with me. I'm sweating

[quitepossibly-an-ashtongirl]

so today my dad said one of my friends needed to "Stay in her lane" and i almost choked. then i found out he's been saying it for almost 10 years and i fell on the floor.

[quitepossibly-an-ashtongirl]

uggggh i have rehearsal in like 30 minutes, but i'm tired and i haven't even brushed my teeth yet and i just want to lay on the floor and do nothing