#fuckyeahjackdaniels

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Cowboy Jack has a little message for you…

LOOK. AT. HIM. Look at cowboy Jack with his tiddies out and sleeves pushed up (the only way he should wear a shirt, period), that big hand over his bulge and a rose in the other 😭 Wishing me a happy birthday??!! WHAAAAT UNIVERSE AM I EXISTING IN RN??!?!

I honestly don't know how you do it, but even if you took away the cowboy hat and clothes, I'd know INSTANTLY it's Jack from that pout and the nuances in his features. You're just so indescribably gifted it blows my mind (I hope you don't mind me yelling this at you over and over again)!

I don't think I can stop looking at this. EVER. Every time I do some other detail leaps out at me, each adding to the richness of the illustration. Like the seam of the jeans, the curl of his fingers, the way his shirt creases, the subtle lines on his face. You, my dear, are a talented menace.

THANK YOU. Thank you for making my entire birthday month. I honestly can't believe you made this for me 🥹 I will always treasure this gorgeous drawing of cowboy Jack, you're the absolute sweetest ❤️

Guys, if you're not following @guiltypleasure-art already - YOU ARE MISSING OUT. Do it now and be in awe of her amazing art 🥰

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Wtf guys I'm so unobservant

So I’m doing research for Palomino and came across this photo:

I never realised that Jack has a belt buckle in the shape of a flask???

Oh god and that watch and those hands and those tightass jeans...

I’m off to do some more *research*…

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[fuckyeahdindjarin]

real talk, I was lowkey so sad when his sideburns were less noticeable in narcos season 3 so the fact that he had some in kingsmen was 🤩🤩🤩

Anon, I gotta say I haven't particularly noticed that until you pointed it out! Look at how fluffy those sideburns were in Season 1. I guess now I'm a slut for sideburns 🫠

GIVE THIS MAN HIS SIDEBURNS BACK.

It's definitely a more tidy sideburns look for Jack and I'm living for it.

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Girl. Marry Me by Thomas Rhett is Joel/Whiskey coded. Imagine a one shot with this song, my old country loving heart is not okay.

GURL. I've listened to this song approximately 5 million times since you sent this ask, sweet anon. In fact, I saw it before I went on a 12-hour flight, and all I could think about was meeting Whiskey at his ex's wedding 🥺

I'll wear my black suit, black tie, hide out in the back I'll do a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask I'll try to make it through without cryin' so nobody sees Yeah, she wanna get married But she don't wanna marry me

WHY DO WE PUT OUR MAN THROUGH THIS. WHY.

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I’ve never once looked at a snowsuit and said “that’s so sexy” except for the kingsmen snowsuit. snowsuit supremacy is right 😌✊

I just love the western details on the snowsuit. I don't even have the vocabulary for it so I googled it - it's the single point pockets and the back yoke that give it a cowboy twist. It's such clever costume design, I love it!

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like be real, who makes rain boots look good?!? that is a talent in and of itself

Honestly, the Kingsman costume department got almost everything right - but the wellies?! At a music festival in the height of summer?!

You’re absolutely right, it takes real talent to pull that off.

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Hello! I'm currently outlining a chapter for my Whiskey/Assassin!Reader fic, and a scene has popped into my brain that is undeniably inspired by Jack's visit to Shiv's salon (it was so perfect! the flirting with the old ladies! The way that man would SOAK UP all the female attention and bring coffee and compliments to curry favor with his stylist! I return to that one often, just for smiles). Would it be ok if I wrote the scene in my own way, and included a credit for you/linked to the ficlet? Ngl, in my head it would be super funny to have a crossover type situation where Frankie and Shiv are like "Wow, this cowboy and the new stylist you hired have some DRAMA, maybe we should go... but we actually kind of need to see what happens 👀" But! That's just for fun in my head, and I only want to do what you're most comfortable with. That's up to and including rehashing the scene so that it doesn't resemble your work, though I'd still love to give you a shout out. ❤️

Hi Jules - yes of course you can, I'd be honoured! I loved that little drabble ngl, it was definitely one of my favourites out of the Shiv's Salon series, it deserves more word count for sure.

It would be so much fun to see Frankie and Shiv make a cameo in another universe! I hope you have so much fun writing this lovely and I appreciate you asking first ❤️ I can't wait to read it!

Plugging the drabble for followers who may have missed this sleepover:

Shiv's Salon: Jack Daniels

Hello, love! Congrats on the follower milestone! I’m sorry I’m so late. I’ve been super busy the past couple of days. If no one has sent in

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you know who really needs therapy of the pedro boys

WHISKEY.

I'm convinced that therapists don't exist in the world of Kingsman because holy fuck he needed it so badly.

MY BABY BOY DOES NEED THERAPY. BADLY.