#fuhmuhluh

[thegremlinwitch]

Being a bandwagon fan is so funny because I don't give a shit about basketball but now the knicks better win or I'll be pissed off because genuinely who does wemby think he is shoving our top model Jalen Brunson to the ground. I bought blue and orange cookies just for them to lose due to the negative energy in msg. They better win tonight.

Also men who watch basketball are soooooooooo easy to ragebait I js say some shit against LeBron and the whole house mad. I was making some spiritual ass connections like "oh so Wemby is like the LeBron of the spurs, no wonder they all suck" and omg they're just so funny when they're mad.

I fucking love this image too LMAOOOOOO

[thegremlinwitch]

Back on my bullshit (anxiety and procrastination)

[thegremlinwitch]

My college experience has been everyone telling me to be my authentic self and then being clowned on for being my authentic self.

Like today in the cohort gc someone sent a ss of someone fan art of sunset shimmer and twilight sparkle kissing and I was like hell yeah but they were like "wth is this" like okay am I not normal enough or are people js lame

God forbid a girl enjoy mlp yuri in her free time damn bro

[thegremlinwitch]

"ꜱᴜᴄᴋʟɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴀʀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅɪᴄʜᴏᴛᴏᴍʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴜʀɴ

ꜱᴜᴘᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴅɪꜱᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ

ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ, ɴᴏ ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀ

ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʀ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴜꜱ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴍꜱ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴛʀᴏᴘʜʏ

ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍʏ ɢᴇɴᴇ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴄᴇᴀꜱᴇ ɪᴛꜱ ꜰɪʀᴇ?

ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɴᴏ ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɪᴛ"

-ᴄʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄᴏꜰꜰɪɴꜱ, ꜱᴜʙ ᴜʀʙᴀɴ

[thegremlinwitch]

I need things I can't even express

[thegremlinwitch]

ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ

ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ

ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ

ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙꜱᴛɪɴᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍɪɴᴅ

-ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʟᴀɪᴅ, ꜱᴀʙʀɪɴᴀ ᴄᴀʀᴘᴇɴᴛᴇʀ

[thegremlinwitch]

Sometimes I think

[thegremlinwitch]

Why is everything in long island so slow why can't the NICE busses speed like the Queens ones why aren't we almost crashing into another bus why am I not holding on for dear life why are we going like 20mph can we please go faster I need these drivers to have the same speed as the driver of the q12 who seems to have beef with the q28 and will have me falling off my seat when we turn onto main.