Artemis and Apollo are both in a fued and Zeus is trying to resolve it.
Zeus: Ok, so, what seems to be the issue here?
Artemis: Five years ago, a plucky nymph wanted to join the stupidly named, Apollo Archer's, but their executive council said what obnoxious jerks always say. "No. This is boys-only. Go start your own club." She couldn't. So I did. We're called Apollo's Bane and we're freakin' awesome!!! Way better than his, and, he won't admit it.
Apollo: Because that's a much better name. *Eye roll*
Artemis: My girls challenged his boys to a competition and they lost and he won't admit it! Hey, Apollo, whose club do you think is better, yours or mine? The answer is mine. Say mine is better.
Apollo: It's not a competition.
Artemis: See, dad? And it is. Your club made it a competition, when they kept girls out.
Apollo: By the Fates...We just wanted guy time, Artemis!
Artemis: /S Oh I'm just a little lady. My fragile constitution cannot handle the fearsome outdoors. *Fans self*
Apollo: You know I have no problem with strong women! However, the Apollo Archer's were founded because some young men want to enjoy each other's company without being distracted by girls.
Artemis: Well, my awesome goddesses and nymphs don't want to be distracted by losers.
Zeus: *pinches bridge of nose*
