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[roosterteethinserts]

One Night Stand

AN; It took me awhile, but it’s here. Also, I can’t imagine being the other side of the situation, so I’m sorry if this is wrong in any way. I tried my hardest but sadly I don’t have a penis. Also, I was near the end and I forgot about the kinks. TT Enjoy nonetheless!

Pair-Elyse x Male!Reader

Word Count-2147

Warnings-Smut, mentions of drinking, mentions of one night stands, mentions of crowds and RTX, 

Summary- Y/N is an RTX attendee and gets to meet Elyse. They click and meet again at the VIP party, which leads to a one night stand. 

Convention season was upon us, and it couldn't be a better time of the year. As a person who lives in the area where most of them happen, it becomes a sort of past-time to go to them, especially when they're about the gaming community. One of them, RTX, was my favorite for sure. They've been a convention that was held by favorite faces in the gaming industry, Rooster Teeth, and the people that came were similar to me in many ways. The fact that some of the people I normally see and interact with also attend this makes it an even better experience. It also helped that I became a prominent user on the site after a couple years of using it and posting things on it, along with the subreddit Rooster Teeth had. Walking through the busy crowds filling the convention center, I set my sights on the VIP area's entrance. It was midday and I didn't have any panels to go to, and having a VIP pass means that I could go into the VIP lounge when I wanted to. It was a secluded part of the convention with only other VIP's and some of the faces of RT that hang out here when they have the time. I stood at one of the tables scattered in the area, scrolling through my phone and sipping on my drink. I heard the distant laughter of a group as I refreshed my feed of twitter. Looking up, I locked eyes with the lone woman in Funhaus, Elyse, who was coming closer. I made myself act normally, mindlessly scrolling through my feed again. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Elyse holding her stare on me. I glanced up, seeing her excuse herself from the group to pass me for a drink at the makeshift bar behind me.A few fans started talking to the boys, so she was able to escape the group without much commotion. She smiled at me as she passed, throwing a cheeky wink my way, making me widen my eyes slightly at her flirtiness. I finished my drink quickly, deciding that I needed to get another before I headed out to go back to Center Stage for Achievement Hunter in a while. I pocketed my phone before walking to the bar. Elyse stood patiently waiting for her drink, letting her eyes wander around the room. I threw my plastic cup away at the trash can near the bar and waited for the bartender to pour her drink. Her eyes locked with mine once we were close enough to each other. She smiled, "Hi, stranger. How's RTX serving you so far?" I smiled easily, " How about we not be strangers? I'm Y/N." She told me as if I didn't know, "Elyse. Nice to meet you Y/N, but your name is familiar, like I've met you before." I let my mind wander to when I've been to cons, but meeting her hasn't stood out. I shook my head. "We haven't, but you might know me from the RT site or reddit?" She asked, "Y/U/N? Are you him?" I nodded my head and she broke into an adorable grin, "I've seen your stuff, and it's hilarious!" I took her compliment with a 'thank you' and our conversation followed smoothly. We were both flirting obviously for the short conversation we had. I put my arm on the bar and held a slight smirk as she twirled her hair with a smile on her face. It had to end at some point, and Bruce was the one who did it. 

"Hey, Elyse! We gotta get going to the next schedule." 

Elyse sighed to herself, yelling back, "Okay! One second!" 

She looked at me, slightly pouting. 

She asked hopefully, "You'll be at the VIP party, right? I'd love to chat with you some more." 

I nodded my head, instantly making her cute pout disappear. 

She grinned, "See you then!" 

Elyse threw a wink my way as she walked away. I watched her as her hips swayed with each step towards the Funhaus group, mesmerizing me as they walked away to go somewhere else. I felt dumbfounded by the idea of Elyse wanting to talk to me again, especially somewhere more exclusive like the VIP party.

The rest of my day went smoothly. I met some popular faces in Rooster Teeth, and I got to see some hilarious panels that had people that I know and love. It felt like a few seconds went by when in reality it was hours.

I made sure to shower and change before the party, opting to go with some jeans and a nice shirt that wasn't an RT shirt, which was hard since a lot of my wardrobe consisted of mostly RT shirts. I cleaned up knowing that Elyse wanted to see me, and I'd be able to see more people in Rooster Teeth. Music blasted throughout the convention center and people were everywhere. 

I scanned through the crowd as I tried to see where the booze would be. I decided to go left where there were more people. I was happy that I didn't feel alone in my thoughts of looking nicer than usual, seeing many people in nicer outfits and not a lot of the RT shirts were around.

I made my way to the bar, ordering my usual and waiting for my order to be fulfilled. I made small-talk with a few other fans around me, just about what we were into in Rooster Teeth and what some of our favorite shows and movies were. The wait wasn't very long, so I stood with them to finish the conversation politely before I moved on to find some people that I've planned to see during this party.

I met up with them after sending a couple messages asking where they were. Weaving through the crowds of people on varying stages of drunkenness, I spotted them in the corner of one of the rooms. I stood in the empty part of the table they were around. 

Y/F/N greeted, "Hey Y/N! Long time no see, huh?"

I smiled, "Yeah, it's been quite some time! We've been too busy to talk, it seems like it was forever ago."

We all caught up, exchanging stories to pass the time. I didn't seem to notice a presence behind me until everyone's eyes were on them.

Pausing my story, I turned to see who was behind me. My eyes locked with the blonde Canadian that I've met earlier today. A smile found itself on my face as I saw her.

I greeted, "Elyse! How have you been since our first meeting?"

She grinned, "I've been well. It's been really fun so far. How is it treating you?"

I nodded my head, "It's good."

Y/F/N asked incredulously, "You've met Elyse!? Are you guys friends and you didn't tell us??"

I laughed, "No, don't worry about that."

Elyse added, "I met him today, and it feels like I've been friends with him for awhile."

The conversation changed after they all got pictures and autographs, which she happily did. I could feel her eyes on me as I interacted with my friends. I glanced to her every once in awhile, and she'd keep a steady gaze on me. I had to look away each time, a faint redness on my cheeks coming each time I did so.

A few drinks later, I told them I'd go and find more people to talk to. Elyse grabbed my hand, leading the way through the crowds so we wouldn't get separated.

Exiting the crowded bar room, we ended up in an empty hallway. She let go of my hand and faced me, a sultry gaze piercing me.

She asked, "Why don't we go somewhere....more secluded to continue our.....talk."

I swallowed, nodding my head furiously. I obviously wasn't sober, but the buzz I had increased my confidence, and my horniness.

She walked in the opposite direction, leading me to a room that no one was in. I closed the door behind us. My lips landed on hers, encompassing her face in my hands. Hers went to my hair, tugging enough to inflict the slightest pain. I pushed her against the closed door, making her moan. Just hearing the noise made me hard.

Minutes of slow-building making out, I managed to take off her dress. She took my shirt off in return. I let my lips wander down her body, letting myself give her love bites. A ragged moan fell out of her lips, obviously loving it.

She moaned, "Y/N please, don't tease anymore."

I smirked, "Just wait, babe. It'll all be worth it in the end."

I took off her bra, going to suck on her left nipple. Her hands went to my head, gripping my hair as her back arched to get closer. I massaged the right boob as I did so, going to switch after a minute or so. Her perky nipples stood as she breathed deeply. The sight was magnificent.

She told me, "Let me help you."  

I didn't protest as she kneeled, grabbed my belt buckle. She unbuckled and unbuttoned my pants, letting my hard on have a little more breathing room. She kissed above my underwear line before pulling it down, making me let out a soft groan.

The pleasure of her kissing the head of my dick along with her gently stroking me made me throw my head back. I closed my eyes as she put her lips against my shaft, putting me in her mouth. She gave me an amazing blowjob. The sounds created would be gross in another situation, but now they added to the level of turned on I was.

Within minutes I was almost at the brink of orgasm, and Elyse sensed it. She pulled away, leaving my cock covered in her saliva.

She told me, "I had to stop before you came. It wouldn't have been any fun if you did."

I grabbed her hand, making her stand up. She smiled, grabbing something out of her purse firstly. A small foil told me it was a condom. She ripped open the packaging, taking the condom out and wrapping it around my almost painfully hard dick.

I commented, "Better to be safe than sorry."

She nodded her head, agreeing. Once it was all set, she stood up and pulled her panties down. I noticed that there was a small wet spot when she did before kicking them off. I swallowed, taking in her beauty.

I told her in awe, "You're so beautiful."

She laughed softly, "You're just telling me that because you're going to fuck me."

I rolled my eyes and stepped closer to her. I put one hand on her cheek, pulling her in for a kiss. The other hand went to my dick and I inserted myself into her. One of her legs wrapped around my body as I pushed in. The feeling was indescribable, almost like fucking a warm cloud.

Moans and pants grew between us as I set the fast pace. I felt her claw my back as I tried to keep myself from coming too early.

She groaned, "Faster, please."

I complied, making her gasp for her breath. My hand went to her clit, rubbing the sensitive nub to bring her to her climax faster. I felt her clench around me, almost as a sign from her that she was close. I closed my eyes for a second from the pleasure that I felt.

Seconds later, she cried out, "I'm so close, Y/N."

I quickened my pace. I wanted her to come and she seemed to want to hold out until I did.

I told her, "Just let go, Elyse."

She held out for seconds longer and I was at my brink of orgasm. She clenched, moaning as her orgasm ripped through her. Elyse closed her eyes, her head falling back with a face of pure pleasure. It was enough for me to come, groaning at everything happening.

We both fell off of our highs soon enough. I pulled out of her, taking off the condom and tying it up so it wouldn't get my come anywhere. We silently dresses ourselves.

When we were ready to leave, she gave me a smile.

She told me, "Thanks, it was fun. I'd like to see you again, if you'd like."

I agreed, "I'd like that."

We exchanged numbers and parted ways. That night was the best one night stand I had and having it with a girl that I've liked made it even better. I even got her number, and I'm sure it'd happen in the future. Who knew RTX was going to be the best convention I've ever been to?

[roosterteethinserts]

Visiting Him

AN: This is my first Funhaus fic, and I couldn’t help but do it on one of my favorites, Bruce! This was sorta inspired by ‘Snow in California’ by Ariana Grande, so you can listen to it while you read. (Technically the second day of Ficmas, but I was requested to take down the first day’s fic.) 

Pairing- Bruce x Reader

Triggers- kissing, long distance (?)

Word count- 1217

Summary- Reader is in a long distance with Bruce and the reader visits for the holidays. 

It's been about half of a year since I saw my boyfriend Bruce. Distance was a major factor, and so was our demanding jobs. I was living in New York as a journalist and he was apart of a popular gaming channel on youtube that was based in LA. I surprised him at RTX in Austin because I had to go to Dallas for the week to visit a client of the company I work at, but other than that it's been just skype and texting. Today, I would be visiting him in LA for Christmas.

The plane ride was typical, boring and filled with catching up on my tv shows or watching a movie I never thought I'd see. I couldn't wait to get out of the metal tube flying through the sky, and when I did, I knew that Bruce would be waiting for me.

I walked out of the terminal, dragging my luggage behind me. I felt my heart beating faster with every step I took. Bruce was waiting here, and I couldn't wait to see his handsome face again. I walked to the pickup area of LAX, going to where Bruce told me to go. I scanned the area, looking for my boyfriend. I gave up after a minute until my eyes landed on him.

I grinned, almost sprinting to finally be in his arms. His strong grip never seemed to loosen as he kissed the top of my head like he always does.

"Welcome home, babe."

I felt my heart flutter at the sound of his voice. I've mostly heard it on my laptop through headphones, so this seemed unreal. I stuttered out a response.

"I-I'm happy to be here, Bruce. I've missed you."

We let go and kissed each other, again feeling like this was a dream of mine. It felt right to be here, but our jobs never let this happen. I couldn't help but think of his beard brushing against my face, or the softness of his lips. We let go with small laughs.

"Let's get out of here, shall we?"

I nodded my head as he grabbed a bag, much to my dismay, and led me through the crowds of people and out into the warmer climate of LA. I took off my coat as I walked out to the car, asking Bruce about what we're going to be doing while I'm here. We approached the car as he looked at me, answering my question.

"I've planned on just staying home, to be honest. I hope it's fine with you."

I smiled, "As long as you're with me I'm fine with anything."

He laughed and put my bags in the trunk of the car, then got into the driver's seat. He turned on the radio and we jammed out to the popular songs that blared through the speakers. I made the most of every minute spent with my loving boyfriend.

A week went by fast, and it felt like a blissful bur filled with laughs, cuddles, and memories. I went back to New York tonight, and I didn't want to leave. I woke up before Bruce, so I made him a nice breakfast. He woke up as I was finishing plating it up. He hugged me and kissed my forehead.

"Morning. Did you sleep good?"

I nodded my head, "Morning, and I did thank you very much."

I handed him a plate of pancakes and he sat down at counter, eating away his breakfast. I sat next to him and ate as well. The silence that filled the room was deafening. We both knew what would come in the hours ahead of us, and we both didn't want to believe it was real.

"So, do you want to do anything today?"

"I just want to stay here. We can watch Star Wars and cuddle."

"I like that idea."

I smiled and finished my pancakes, then got up and washed them. Bruce got up and helped me by drying them and putting them away. When I was done, I grabbed some bubbles and blew them in his face. He looked surprised, but blew some back. I laughed and started a small bubble war. I got some in his hair, while he went for my face and shirt. He eventually grabbed me and spun me around the kitchen, making me giggle like an idiot.

He dropped me and stared into my eyes. I kissed him, putting my arms around his neck as I stood on my tip toes. He cupped my foamy cheeks, making the kiss deepen. I could tell that he wanted this kiss to last, but we had to breathe eventually. He smiled and looked at the both of us, covered in all of the foam that was made because we were washing dishes.

"Come on, we gotta get cleaned up."

I cleaned up and grabbed one of his shirts since mine was wet from the bubbles and set up for our movie day. I grabbed popcorn, beer, and blankets. Bruce came back minutes later and sat on the couch in his usual spot while I cuddled up next to him. We started our marathon with episode one. I wished that I could stay here like this, but I had a good job in New York and I didn't know if I could ever transfer here. All we had was here and now, and I was happy to be even given the chance to be with him.

Hours later, it was time to leave. It was silent, but I was thankful it wasn't awkward or anything. My heart yearned to be with my love for longer, but work calls and bills aren't getting paid by being here. The ride to the airport was just Christmas music and us holding hands.

I teared up as we parked, looking at Bruce again. I could tell he was sad and he didn't want me to go, but he knows that I have to. I walked with him up to the security checks, and I had to say goodbye here.

"I don't want you to go, Y/N."

"I don't want to go either, Bruce, but I have to."

He pecked my lips and told me, "I love you."

I felt my heart quicken. We locked eyes and I couldn't help but feel like I was falling even more in love with the man.

"I love you too."

We kissed again, feeling our love and passion rise between our locked lips. I heard the toll of the bell, saying it was six o'clock. My flight was at seven, so I needed to hurry through the check in. I broke our kiss.

"I have to go, but I'll see you again."

"I'll miss you, babe. Have a nice flight, text me when you land."

I nodded my head and willed myself to walk away from the man I love most in the entire world. I went through security in his shirt, forgetting to change out of it before we left. I'm always reminding myself of him, and it makes it harder to leave California, and further away from him. I wanted it to snow in California, just so I could be with him a bit longer, but I guess my wish was declined.