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Variety show turns into chaos? P1— A roast battle that deserves a Grammy🍥!

Variety Show chaos; Enhypen.

🌺໒꒰ྀི ˶ ˃ ᵕ ˂ ˶ ꒱ྀིა ֹ ۪    de͟ar    idol 🥄ིྀ

Content advisory; A fictional gg, roasting, violence (throwing pillows), argument

★Èloise note: this is just a really funny, silly and chaotic piece of writing. If you don't like it you either scroll past it or block me— the choice is yours bbg!🙃 Apart from that, enjoy!!

🍡 Kisskode x ENHYPEN: Variety Show appearance!

They members of each entered the place in orderly fashion. Calm and composed— nothing like the chaos they were about to create. Taking their seats in the variety chairs, they waited patiently for the host to start the intro.

Host: Today we have Kisskode and ENHYPEN together for the first time

Mei: I’m scared

Honoka: I’m READY

Yeonah: please behave

Honoka: no.

[The chaos begins]

Honoka leans forward like a predator, looking at Niki like shes reading his deepest secrets written in the most secure and secretive diary.

Ni‑ki catches her gaze and gulps, unsure why he's looking at him so intensely “…Hi?”

Honoka: you look like you skipped sleep AND common sense

ENHYPEN: 😧

Kisskode: 😭😭😭

He shoots his hands up and makes that one gesture you do when you've been accused of sm “ WHAT DID I DO?!”

Honoka: exist

Brielle: GET HIM HONOKA

Leah: this is better than Netflix

Mei: should we stop her

Yeonah: nah, let her cook

[Ni‑ki tries to defend himself]

Ni‑ki: I didn’t even say anything

Honoka: exactly

Ni‑ki: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Honoka: your silence is loud

ENHYPEN just sit there, unable to know what do. Should they stand up for their maknae? Noo, this was much too entertaining. He should just leave him and see what happens.

Sunoo: she’s terrifying

Jungwon: she’s adorable

Honoka: I contain multitudes

The host finally tries to break them apart and tries to change the subject.

“ Niki-ah, you're really young!”

Ni‑ki: I’m actually very mature for my age

Honoka: you look like you argue with NPCs in video games

The room explodes with screams of the kisskode members. And Enhypen jaws drop. She only looks like an innocent little angel at first glance. Well guess that's why you should never judge a book by its cover!

Ni‑ki: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ON CAMERA

Honoka: because it’s true

Leah tries to hold in her laughter— she shouldn't be laughing at her senior get roasted by her maknae. But it's funny. Really funny.

Leah: pfft—

Leah: HAHHAHAHAHAH!! LMFAOOOO

Mei: Leah stop— you're laugh is contagious!

Mei: * Hits the my mom is kinda homeless ahh face and takes deep breath but the universe hates her and she falls back dying of laughter*🙃

After the sudden attack of Ijibolitis Mei is now taking deep breath like she's doing meditation.

Mei: I can't breathe.

Ni‑ki: I’m being bullied on live TV

Honoka: Good.

That was the last straw. Niki launches a pillow at Honoka while shouting “ENOUGH !!” like a madman.

Honoka: *catches it mid‑air like a ninja*

Honoka: skill issue

Kisskode: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Heeseung: “SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!”

[The host gives up]

Host: …so anyway

Host: let’s move on to the next segment

Brielle: no bring it back

Leah: I want round two

Ni‑ki: I WANT A LAWYER

Honoka: I want snacks

Yeonah: I want peace

Mei: impossible

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[shadcatmastered]

Just for fun: Law is a makeup artist and is doing a “boyfriend does my makeup“ video xd

When I read this suggestion, I really had to laugh! The idea had to be written down!:’)

Kid x Law - Short FF - Youtube Star

“Hello mydear viewers. Today my boyfriend will do my make-up.”Witha big smile Law looked into the camera, while Kid could not help but giggleskeptically. Hopefully,Law knew what was coming. Kidhad never expected to make make-up in his life. And certainly not on aman.Law had a Youtube channel. Hehad never uploaded videos there until Law had a discussion with some unknowngirl in the comments.Sometime ago, Laws sister Lamy had looked at a make-up tutorial and she needed somehelp to glue the eyelashes on. Kidwould never forget the day Lamy asked her brother if he could help her with hermakeup. Kid had insisted on coming along. Hehad wanted to see at any cost how Law turned out to be a women’s stylist. But to their surprise,the makeup was good. Kid had to admit that Law had talent. Lawhad given Lamy a really good make-up based on the tutorial. Since then he wasallowed to do this every time. WhereLaw was annoyed at the beginning, he seemed to enjoy it now. That’s whyhe started watching these make-up videos.And accordingly he had also read the comments of the videos. One day,Kid had come home from work and Law had fumed in the keys of the keyboard. WhenKid had asked what was going on, Law meant that a woman in the Youtube commentssaid he had no idea about make-up just because he was a man! And that was themoment Law decided to make that cliché out of the world. He had uploaded hisown make-up tutorials. He did make up his own face.Where Kid initially thought Law had gone crazy, this was actually a big hit.Within a short time, the black-haired got hundreds of thousands of followersand his make-up tutorials were incredibly popular. Apparently, women seemed tolike it, even if it was a man who did it.Well, the redhead had to admit he thought it was funny. Especiallybecause Law, the committed young doctor, made make-up videos at home. Meanwhile,there were patients who wanted to be treated, only because of the videos, onlyfrom Law.Fromtime to time Law had already pulled Kid in front of the camera and introducedhim as his boyfriend, so the world knew he was in a committed relationship. Kid did not mind. As long as Law washappy, he did everything. And it was a reallyfun hobby.Onlytoday Kid got the brush in his hand as Law closed his eyes.“Well.Since my loving boyfriend has definitely seen each of my videos, he is welcometo start.“Kidcould not help but bite his lip to keep from laughing. Lawknew he was watching it all the time, but since make up really did not interesthim, he had barely really watched a video completely."Darlingggg…you’ll have to cut a lot of video footage if you’re waiting for me to know whatI’m supposed to do.”Now it was Law who was laughing. Even if he immediately bit his lipagain and tried to look at him sternly. But he did not really succeed.“Okay okay… then start with the basics.”Patiently, Law showed him the many small cans and told him what to do. Kid justlooked at him with big question marks in his eyes, but then shrugged and saidwith a big, mischievous grin:“Remember, it was your decision to let me do this!”Law grinned slightly and then murmured:“I already regret it…”The redhead did his best. He really did! But at the latest when he applied thelipstick with a small brush, Law looked like a clown.Kid refrained from laughing as he explained after half an hour that Law’s make-upwas finished.Oh god … oh god.Law picked up the mirror and looked in. Whereupon the black-haired looked sohorrified that Kid could not help but break out in laughter. He laughed so loudthat he almost flew off the chair. What had Law thought just to let him dothat?“Kid, you should try hard!”The black-haired sounded horrified, but he also had to laugh.“I have! For real!”Kid laughed so hard he could barely answer, and Law sat down on his lap with atwinkle in his eye.“So! You can get that back now!”With these words, the black-haired man began to kiss him. Allover his face, Kid felt the red lipstick and as Law rubbed his cheek againsthis, he took off all the make-up. Theredhead squealed as he squeezed Law’s shoulders and tried to push back.“Stop! Stop it! You make me very dirty!”Theblack-haired man then lifted his head and narrowed his eyebrows.“Aha! So you even call it dirty!”Kid was still tryingto argue. But Lawkissed his lips mercilessly. Well, he would have lipstickeverywhere! Kid tried tofight back. Butkissing Law was so beautiful that he simply wrapped his arms around his waistand kissed him. Oh,then they would both look like smeared clowns.After thekiss they grinned briefly. BeforeLaw turned back to the camera Kid had forgotten.“So my dears. Sothat was ‘My boyfriend does my make-up’. It wasan attempt, but nothing more than an attempt. Until next time.”

written by Shadcatmastered