Me (a casual wembanyama fan): Man, I hope the spurs win!
A totally average New Yorker: You and Elmo’s bitch ass can get lost in New York 2 bitch boy. I would let Jalen Brunson hit it with me or my girlfriend raw if I thought it would give him the edge. I’d let OG put my mother out of her misery, 83 years old god bless her, for a chance at the ring. This is the only thing that matters to me, this city is a piss covered rat and I’d die for the Knicks.
















