#funny quote

[dabiconcordia]

"Drive, guys. That green light isn’t going to get a deeper green. It’ll only ripen and turn yellow.” ― Jarod Kintz

[scarletvampiremistress]

[incorrectwyler]

Wednesday: I think Mom mixed up our lunches.

Wednesday, holds up note that reads: “I am very proud of you. Love, Morticia.”

Pugsley: Oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me.

Pugsley, holds up note: “Be good. For goodness’ sake, please be good.”

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[rebrokenn]

Girl sleepover where we paint our nails and give each other lobotomies

[astronaut-quotes-daily]

"I've often wondered why it is, to this day, that people feel compelled to tell me where they were the moment when we first landed on the moon. Of course I pause, and with a twinkle in my eye, I pull out my little black book and thank them, often adding, 'Well, I'm trying to keep track of where everyone was!'" –Buzz Aldrin, Apollo 11 LMP

[rockstar-vamp]

Hey Mr Orwell maybe word this differently next time ?

(Most relatable Orwell quote)

[academic-vampire]

My trying to retell a story to someone:

-Dante, Inferno