MY MUM JUST ASKED ME IF DAN AND PHIL ARE GAY BECAUSE WE’RE WATCHING THEM ON TV. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE THEY’RE A COUPLE. SHE JUST KEEPS TELLING ME THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY GAY. SHE’S TRYING TO CONVINCE ME. I’M BADLY POKER FACING. SEND HELP.


















